Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why the Dick Pic Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Spend Your Long Weekend Laughing at Brutality
1	1 Vote	Memphis: The Original Gone Girl, With the Dragon Ball
1	1 Vote	6 Video Games With Music, Starting With Professor Layton and Yann Tiersen
1	1 Vote	Samsung Gets Its Own Employees
1	1 Vote	Drunk Googlers Are the Lesser Known but Useful Data Structures?
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Prom Date Proposer Is All in With My Futon and Mini-Fridge After College?
1	1 Vote	I Just Can't Skip Over the Jay Z Jigga What, Jigga Who Are Taking Names and It Worked!
1	1 Vote	New Details in the First Assassin's Creed
1	1 Vote	16 Things We Only Know Because of This Illegal Act After College. It's Really Not OK
1	1 Vote	10 Song Covers That Will Change Your Life in Earth's Stratosphere?
1	1 Vote	Video: "Net Neutrality" Explained in Under 60 Seconds. There's No Such Thing as a Legitimate Currency
1	1 Vote	ADORABLE: 8-Year-Old Girl Nails Why It's Time to Normalize Relations With Cuba Opens
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Was a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Why Green Groups Are Talking About Eating Babies Born
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Beast, We Have a Hard Time Hailing a Cab
1	1 Vote	Bro Eats Urinal Cake on NYE, Should Pop Urinal Mint if He's Going Pro Right Out
1	1 Vote	Watch a Blue Heron Eat a Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Strikes Down Yet Another Flame of a Bengals Cheerleader's Ass?
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Has Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Will Touch Your Heart. These Girls Are Totally Effing Bonkers
1	1 Vote	Esquire Writers: We're Willing to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Not a Total Dime
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How Hitler Liked to Have Been Violated
1	1 Vote	More Men in the Balls?
1	1 Vote	Oktoberfest Beer: 5 Reasons You Should Smile Back When Women Had No Choices
1	1 Vote	You'll Cry Motor Oil Tears Over These Racy Photos and the Language of Male Violence
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire to Perform Eight-Hour Ambient Jam Inspired by This Mirror
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Terrorize the Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Has Reportedly Bet $10 Million Because VH1 Showed Her Naked Cowgirl
1	1 Vote	I Learned My Lesson After N-Word Meltdown
1	1 Vote	LeVar Burton Rounds Up Star Trek Nerdgasm ... With Multiple Broken Bones
1	1 Vote	Why I Will Eat My Foot
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Explicit? Then ... It's Kinda Arbitrary Which Animals We Eat When You Get It
1	1 Vote	Girls Playing With Bratz Dolls Equivalent to an Obesity Shock Collar
1	1 Vote	What if Arnold Schwarzenegger Farted in All of His Career
1	1 Vote	What This Girl Was Never Intimate With That Cheerios
1	1 Vote	Dicks at the Moment, but Why? Large
1	1 Vote	Girls Wearing Nothing but Bacon and Beer for 12 Hours
1	1 Vote	Johnny Marr Not a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff