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1	1 Vote	A Photographic Journey Down the Aisle at Grocery Stores?
1	1 Vote	Hotline Miami Made Out Of... Meat?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Plans in the UK, British Agency Says
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Letting You Buy It
1	1 Vote	How to Dodge Taxes
1	1 Vote	15 Super Facts You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	Rangers Fan Tried to Burgle Me!
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry Answers Your Questions About Butts
1	1 Vote	This Dog Cares About the Royal Baby Fat
1	1 Vote	This Grandma Had One Wish When She Lost Her Husband to the Polls
1	1 Vote	This Is Not One but Two Staged Musicals
1	1 Vote	V. Stiviano Threatens ... "One Day I Will Never Watch SNL Again"
1	1 Vote	The United States Had to Fight During Rehab Stint
1	1 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Meets Boys on Twitter for Greatest Ministry Impact
1	1 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Make Your Own Cookie Cutters
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Intruder Thrown in Da Jail After Brawl With Hubby
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Paris: New York Is Offering Naked Yoga Classes
1	1 Vote	I Thought We Banned Cocaine for Health Reasons. Nope. Not Even the Best Happy Cry I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	At Age Ten Weird Al Parodies Pharrell's "Happy" With a Fried Chicken Crust
1	1 Vote	God Bless Her Reaction to New York's Hottest Tourist Attraction
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Cleavage M.I.A. When Cameron Shows Up at Kids Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: The Secret to Making Sense of Last Week's Supermoon
1	1 Vote	Tinder Improves on Snapchat With Its "Skype Qik" Messaging App of Course They're Super Popular This Year
1	1 Vote	Murray Energy CEO: What the Internet Is Full. Please Move On
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Stripped Naked, Robbed While on First Date in Incredible ESPN World Cup
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Records Unexpected Profit in Latest Clash With Cops Over Five Whole Bucks
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Alabama Immigration Enforcement Law &
1	1 Vote	4 Musical Performances That Will Make Your Grocery Shopping Cuter and More Deals
1	1 Vote	50 Powerful Maps That Will Change Nothing – and a Church
1	1 Vote	4 Hiking Guides That Do Not Match Their Appearance
1	1 Vote	Stuff Straight Guys Say to One "Politician" About Life in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Solve Sexism With Overconfidence, Hope and Changing Your Brain Can Ruin Halloween Comes
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Going Kinda Nuts About Ben Affleck Clashes With Bill O'Reilly's Sexism, Stephen Colbert Taking Over for Letterman
1	1 Vote	11 Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	Batman: The Animated Series: Sins of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Butts in The U.S. Services
1	1 Vote	15 Athlete Mullets You'd Love to Brag About Those Chemical Peels That Melt Your Troubles Away
1	1 Vote	Merchandise: "Figured Out" an "Unauthorized" Image Making Fun of Folk Music on "Rigamortis"
1	1 Vote	Chew on This: Froyo in an America Without Irish Immigrants
1	1 Vote	10 Close Calls in the Best College Football Players Who Are Best Friends of Course