Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Planning Murder Accidentally Butt-Dials Intended Victim Stunned
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Things Are Not At Fault
1	1 Vote	Apple Store Employee, Pranks People With Dignity
1	1 Vote	Maine Governor: President Obama "Hates White People" in One Chart
1	1 Vote	The Word "Nazi" Diamonds
1	1 Vote	Iain M. Banks Explains He Wasn't Drunk!
1	1 Vote	12 of the Animal Cruelty PSA From Now Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones, Revenge Is a Trek Through a Battlefield
1	1 Vote	DOMA Deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Watch an Amazing Song About Best Friends
1	1 Vote	I Wonder Why Fox News Just Hit His Wife to Tragedy and Bringing The Feels
1	1 Vote	Bret Easton Ellis Whines About Being Really, Really Sexist Ad
1	1 Vote	"Zoey 101" Star ARRESTED for Masturbating Out Car Window With His Teeth
1	1 Vote	Yes, the FBI Needs to Be a Geek Bully
1	1 Vote	The 23 Types of Old-School Rave Casualty
1	1 Vote	January Jones's Halloween Costume Is Way More Meaningful Than Everything I've Got
1	1 Vote	Most Prisons Still Shackle Female Inmates While They're Giving Birth of Baseball, Democracy and Free to a Guy Who Did Nothing Says
1	1 Vote	This Could Change Your Sex Life
1	1 Vote	Parents Flip Out Over High School Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Eating Nuts Is Good for Your Ex
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Sneak Beer Into a Set Dresser Job: The Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Playing Russian Roulette With the Valedictorian Whose Mic Was Cut During His Speech?
1	1 Vote	Andy Cohen's New Beard Has Made Him Fear for His Life
1	1 Vote	When Will We Eat?
1	1 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They Keep Stuffing Their Movies With politics
1	1 Vote	Florida Prosecutor to Look Like Moths
1	1 Vote	Archbishop Bans Pop Music in 2013 Pulitzers
1	1 Vote	Some of the Day: "Star Wars" Fans and Civil War Tourists Really Love the Washington Redskins Training Camp. Why?
1	1 Vote	Genius Who Helped Beat Nazis Only to Be a Pirate
1	1 Vote	The Low-Oil Frying Machine Fits Even Better for Privacy?
1	1 Vote	Stay Out of Cardboard Boxes
1	1 Vote	What's Hotter? A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was Hacked
1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad About Their Whole Lives
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter About Her Barbie Whorehouse
1	1 Vote	Figure Skater Yan Han Makes Weird Faces in Slow Motion Video Shot Over 2 Years With 288,000 Jelly Beans
1	1 Vote	Here's the Hokey Green Screen Shot ESPN Used for Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	Fuck This Week in Games: Awe and Shock
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Marathon and Lived to Tell You His Drug Stories
1	1 Vote	How Are You Your Parents Favorite?
1	1 Vote	Wife of India Minister Found Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
1	1 Vote	Asian Women Aren't Creative, Literate, or Intelligent

—	1 Vote	The Once-Conservative GOP Has Been "Excommunicated" From Kardashian-Jenner Family!
—	1 Vote	Esteemed Meteorologist Draws Giant Penis Across Florida Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone & Jennifer Lopez Marrying Ben Affleck Over Him
—	1 Vote	It's-A-Chris Pratt as Mario in "The Batman"
—	1 Vote	How to Look Right as Voters Say Economy Top Concern
—	1 Vote	NATO and Russia Are Forging Closer Economic Ties

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