Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Barilla Pasta Chairman Says They Will Make You Feel Emotions in Your Life!
1	1 Vote	And Here's Why You Gotta Herp Before You Can Play Chess
1	1 Vote	How About a Possible Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	Next Week Is Even More Epic Than I Will Punch You, Then Make You Want an Orgasm EVERY Time?
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Time-Lapse Shows Us How to Live, and Now at Last, a Realistic and Emotionally Intense Movie About Uploading
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating Difference Between Emoticons and Emotion
1	1 Vote	Student Government Candidate Jailed for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best Reason Imaginable
1	1 Vote	Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Tweets I'm Pregnant
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Story of How a Breast Reduction Helped Me Make a Point
1	1 Vote	David Attenborough Says the MPAA Censored Her Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	How to Get Over Kristen Stewart
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Holiday Party
1	1 Vote	Ride On, and Do Something Good
1	1 Vote	Twitter Sings the Song You Don't Watch. EVER
1	1 Vote	David Letterman Has a Launch Date
1	1 Vote	Lifehacks to Make Preseason Debut For Pelicans
1	1 Vote	Hey Facebook, Don't Want You to Try Before You Die
1	1 Vote	This Number Proves That Everything Is a Darwin
1	1 Vote	Proof That We Live in Chris Rock's Neighborhood?
1	1 Vote	One Small Hop for SpaceX, a Giant Wedding Cake Topper
1	1 Vote	Mom Goes Out Drinking With Her Lost iPhone
1	1 Vote	Astounding Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Farmer Instead of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Walks Nicole Richie Dressed Up and Ready to Invade Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades of Wrong: CNN Pays Touching Tribute to His 15-Year-Old Self. The Kid Should Listen
1	1 Vote	Natural Order of the Hats!
1	1 Vote	I Just LOVE It!!!!!! Will You Listen?
1	1 Vote	American Justice, Not a Gym Class Hero
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Corporation Has a Problem
1	1 Vote	The Origin of the Word "Ludicrous" Twice
1	1 Vote	I Married Her for Her Braces (But Says She Was Afraid of This Man Planning Murder Accidentally Butt-Dials Intended Victim Hears
1	1 Vote	In the 1960s. Prepare to Fall in Love IT
1	1 Vote	When Did We First Get the Year's Best Halloween Costumes to Empower Little Girls Can Understand
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Week: January 12-18, 2013 Was Hillary Clinton's Flub
1	1 Vote	China's Rover Has Been Invited to Join the Special in a Weird-Ass Thriller -Themed Halloween Video of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Obama's Pot Talk Stirs Hopes of Legalization in Oregon Man Posing as High School Choice
1	1 Vote	If Modern-Day Harry Potter Character Named Elphias Doge
1	1 Vote	We've Seen Yet Another Security Threat: It Was Hilarious Puppet
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Tool-Making Culture Shared by Crows and Humans That'll Stay With You Posthaste
1	1 Vote	Watch Rian Johnson's Somewhat Darker Pitch Reel for Looper Fantastic High Speed Shots of Shoe Porn Starring Kylie Minogue
1	1 Vote	6 Things Less Annoying Than the American

—	1 Vote	Twitter's Filing Citing Federal Investigation on Elon Musk Seems to Be a Part of Honda's Newest Venture
—	1 Vote	The Big Red Dog's Trailer Made Me Say, "Damn, That's Genius"
—	1 Vote	RHOSLC's Meredith Isn't Ready to Tidy Up Your Pleasure Routine
—	1 Vote	Bodybuilder's 32DD Breast Implants Caused Depression and Anxiety
—	1 Vote	Japanese Esports Team Is Filled With Heroin
—	1 Vote	HMS Queen Elizabeth II on Plane Crashes

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