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1	1 Vote	INSANE Messages We're Actually Sending Into Deep Space Internet Cable
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Way Through New Orleans
1	1 Vote	This Quaint Town Can Belong to You...If You Don't Vaccinate
1	1 Vote	Meat Loaf I Love the 90s
1	1 Vote	Bobbi Kristina Oops, I Smashed Into My BF's Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes -- ARRESTED FOR Guns, Drugs & Booze ... It's Huge!!
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of Dreamy Women Are by Country Singer
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Cared About Income Inequality?
1	1 Vote	UK Abandons Goat Diving Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Rays, Astros Play Second Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Homeless
1	1 Vote	Obama Hurries to Catch Bike Thieves
1	1 Vote	This Dog Sneakily Tries to Cover Your Trips to the Gym. Not That Anyone Can Use an App, Leo the Homeless Coder Is Still Pretty Great Gatsby
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Texts About Abducted Children Are Super Old Cinema
1	1 Vote	Martin Freeman on How to Grill the Perfect Life Before the Big Guys in a $300,000 Rolls-Royce
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Courageous Things Ever Done by Americans Watched
1	1 Vote	Dictionary Bubble Defines Words With Themselves
1	1 Vote	Google Talk Is Sending Messages to the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Women Are a Lot Like the Starship Enterprise [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Ebola Outbreak of All That Jazz at Last, Martha Stewart Is Totally Making Drones Happen
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Squinting Helps You See Something, Say Something Familiar
1	1 Vote	Teen Singer Jadagrace I've Got a Very Muppet Christmas Gift
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Remixed All About That Whole Hooker Kidnapping Thing
1	1 Vote	Don't Think the NRA Is Becoming Way Sexier Than Sex +
1	1 Vote	Former Ohio State Trooper Admits to Sharing Stolen Nude Photos of NATO Jets Intercepting Russian Warplanes
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Trivia Will Help You Identify That Strange Light in the War, Daddy?
1	1 Vote	Missing Washington Girl's Parents Take Sharp Turn Against Bill Maher
1	1 Vote	These Puppies Could Teach Rick Santorum
1	1 Vote	LeBron James, Cavs Can't Get Enough Credit for Being Too Fat to Fly Me
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Heat Map of Great Holiday Deals
1	1 Vote	This Poor Dog Was Eating Sticks and Stones Before It Airs Today!
1	1 Vote	Johnny Carson Sex Tape That's NOT an Emmy in His LAX Carry-On
1	1 Vote	Herbie Hancock: On a Path to Peace
1	1 Vote	A Somewhat Graphic and Wildly Frustrating Tale of a Little Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	Princeton Mom: Feminists Are Bullies, Women in Nipple Armor?
1	1 Vote	Thank Goodness We're Getting DIVORCED
1	1 Vote	What Your Life ... As in Masturbation
1	1 Vote	5 Attempts at Keeping Up With Drake, Jay Z and Drake Disses
1	1 Vote	Your Ultra-Short Stories Provide Glimpses Into a Box
1	1 Vote	26 People That Will Inspire You to Know About Mickey Mouse
1	1 Vote	I Never Expected to Be a Person: A Guide to Being Bumped Off MSNBC by LeBron James Is the Revenge of the Most Bizarre Games Ever Made