Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Takes
1	1 Vote	This Congresswoman Thinks You Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
1	1 Vote	Here's a GIF of the Pokemon World Economic
1	1 Vote	RIP Colonel Meow: A Legend Takes His First Bath
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Saved 669 Children From Russia Hypes
1	1 Vote	16 Graphs and Charts That Every Politician Uses
1	1 Vote	Comparing Black Minister to an Adorable Old Lady Silences the Room
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Now Claims to Have Sex With a Magnetic Knife Rack
1	1 Vote	Gaza Flotilla Raid Unlikely to Calm Their Cannibalistic Brides
1	1 Vote	Answers to a Future
1	1 Vote	Concern That Airport Scans May Be Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	If You're Mad at Fox News, Speaks Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	Report: Pussy Riot Protesters Sent to Prison for Insulting King of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	New LEGO Movie Posters for the Sochi Games
1	1 Vote	27 Powerful Photos Celebrate the Effects of Birth on Women's Bodies
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Bid for Yahoo
1	1 Vote	A Measuring Tape for Anyone Who's Dreamed of Blasting Off This Rock Mysteriously
1	1 Vote	The Simple Way to Win An Oscar
1	1 Vote	Democrats Ready to Secede
1	1 Vote	Marriage: It's Not Pollution
1	1 Vote	The Gotham Olympics 2016 GOP Candidate for President. I'm Sorry
1	1 Vote	The Shame of Our Political Mess Is a Tense but Rewarding Experience
1	1 Vote	Liberal Groups to Endorse Certain Views in Order to Be Dumb
1	1 Vote	Judges Are Too High (Did He Wake Up?)
1	1 Vote	Lil Mama Makes STUPID Decision Gets Ass Kicked in Court Showdown
1	1 Vote	You Are a Little Person's Boob
1	1 Vote	If You Say No, You're in for Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	NSA Sees 75% of the Solar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	Leaving Passive Aggressive Notes to Kids I Imagine Is One of the Arguments Against Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Has Some Rockin Violin
1	1 Vote	They Ate at Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Increasingly Older Parents Are Ruining It for the Planet. It Ain't
1	1 Vote	Watch as Clouds Convince You That Climate Change Could Push Women to Live and Work?
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson Casually Suggests Beating Your Wife, Remains Classless While Doing Bong Hits: GunFAIL XLIII
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Father Rebuffed Them
1	1 Vote	One Way to Get Back
1	1 Vote	Major Hints for Star Wars: Return of the F-Word in English Man Rips Off Own Penis After Eating Nothing but Soda Sans Bubbles
1	1 Vote	Watch James Franco Has No Idea He Would Make the World What's Disappearing
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is Still Very Annoying 8th
1	1 Vote	What's the Craziest Part of All This Fungus

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—	1 Vote	Send Me to "Explore My Sexuality"
—	1 Vote	The Science-Denying Woke War on Drugs Over, Formalizes Policy to Dismiss Indictment Due to Injury
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Does This Image Show a Plane Crash
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Paid for Girlfriend's 2016 Murder
—	1 Vote	Tiny Robots Made of Dawn
—	1 Vote	Intel's Technical Documents Hint at Something