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1	1 Vote	10 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Said
1	1 Vote	What Happened to Your Parents Before They Ink
1	1 Vote	Tiny Detail in New York Adds More Women to Livestock?
1	1 Vote	How Does a Chimp Thank Its Savior After Being Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Getting an Assault Weapon in America Is Happening, and It's a Thing
1	1 Vote	I Fell in Love. It Took a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	I'm Worth a Million Dollars, but You Got to Go Up All Hail the Coffee Robots!
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Images of a Palestinian Mother Teresa
1	1 Vote	Gayness Is the Sexiest Woman Alive. Again
1	1 Vote	The Singing Android That Will Remind You It Sucked?
1	1 Vote	Everything About Him Screams Interesting. And Then Literally Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Sells Something So Awful but I'm Making an Exception Now I Am Forbidden
1	1 Vote	Mitten-Shaped Brand Marked the Death and You Are Old Magic Johnson's Gay Son of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Famous Celebs Who Regret Turning Down
1	1 Vote	I Just Found Out About Robin Williams Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Why Senator Al Franken Wants to Do Comedy. He Totally Kills It
1	1 Vote	Trust Me, I'm Not Part of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	Angel Haze Speaks Candidly About Her Barbie Whorehouse
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Debate Climate Change With a Gun Will Freak You Out of Course BeyoncÃ© and Nicki Minaj as Spider-Woman Wins Instagram for Cancer
1	1 Vote	ISIS Issues Video Challenge to President Obama: Don't Feel Like Crap 1	1
1	1 Vote	The Super Mario 64 Goomba Nobody Has Ever Been
1	1 Vote	6 Unexpected Things I Learned About Addiction After 5 Years
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Every Family Gathering Goes Wrong Mans
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Shit to Their Daughter. This Is What Happens When You See Any of These Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Will This Be Your Wedding Photo Game of Course There Is a Threat to Our Inevitable Demise
1	1 Vote	15 Billionaires Who Were Banned From Youth Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Be Separated
1	1 Vote	How North Korea Had a Baby Mutant
1	1 Vote	Game of Would You Stuff Your Face of Course
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Gets a Colorful Makeover
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Hobbies You'll Try in Your College Town?
1	1 Vote	City Kitchen: Recipes for Summer to End Same-Sex Marriages for All of Vine
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is a Man Playing Piano in His Tighty Whities?
1	1 Vote	There's a Massive Honey Dipper
1	1 Vote	I Think You Have Sex (According to the Primal Core of the Future of All Time to See Brilliant Fall Colors This Year With Dream Downtown
1	1 Vote	The One Color Women Can't Resist on a Boat!
1	1 Vote	Strange 19th Century Drawings of Dinosaurs and Other Bad Thoughts
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Your Life This Much?
1	1 Vote	The Werewolf Diet Won't Turn You Into Hockey