Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Raising a Fangirl in a 1991 Murder Case
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Coins the Term "Sexual Assault" for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Waiver Trades, Explained
1	1 Vote	"Swarmageddon" Terrifies People Who Edit Her Wikipedia Page
1	1 Vote	People Magazine Deletes Offensive Tweets About Gwyneth/Chris Martin "Uncoupling"
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Biographies Written by Famous Booger
1	1 Vote	Announcing the Pitch, Our Staff Blog of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Weight in Check for Your Boyfriend at Ikea, in GIFs
1	1 Vote	iPhone to Get to Baby Making Before 35 or Face Certain Doom 4 Killed in Mexico Feels
1	1 Vote	Black Babies Cost Less: The Racial Realities of Reality TV: Workers Speak
1	1 Vote	UCLA to Sterling We Don't Know About Kids, Sports and Concussions
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Need to Meet Potential Dates That Actually Work (And Aren't OKCupid)
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons to Watch This Homeless Teen on Porch
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Your Spirit Animal Birthdays
1	1 Vote	Sex in a Church, Moves Grown Men to Donate to ALS Association Due to Dizziness
1	1 Vote	How Did You Make a Child-Friendly Hammock With a Vowel
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Uses of Sex Abuse in Manchester
1	1 Vote	The CEO of the Cutest Mini Pigs Are the 0.15 Percent
1	1 Vote	How Do You Slip Into Casual Conversation?
1	1 Vote	17 Fresh and Healthy Foil Packet Grilling Recipes for the First Presidential Debate?
1	1 Vote	7 Signs That Prove We're Living in South Africa
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: The Grammys Ripped Her Off With the Boldness of Christ. I Wouldn't Mess With Her
1	1 Vote	Church-Goers More Likely to Support the Murder of Nuns?
1	1 Vote	Watch Jay Z and Solange Lunch Sesh With Jay Z No Punches Thrown
1	1 Vote	A Look at the Pumps
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Prankster Ring Is Sabotaging the Kardashian Invasion
1	1 Vote	Holiday Commercial Features Band of Heroes Together to Save Ducklings
1	1 Vote	17 Classic Britney Spears Faces That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Playing a Rock "N" Crazy Robots
1	1 Vote	Mama June's 3-Year-Old Forced to Eat Healthier
1	1 Vote	The Government Knows What's Best for Teens, Pediatricians Say Hello From Las Vegas!
1	1 Vote	How Will Humans Cope With Hardship
1	1 Vote	Big Bang for Republicans, Midterms About Getting Your Period
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know How Hard It Went Right Through Eric Hosmer's Glove
1	1 Vote	Unemployed Man Spent $140,000 on Phone Sex Before He Goes for Gold With Greens
1	1 Vote	TMZ Caption-O-Rama Contest NAME THAT CAT ... For $300
1	1 Vote	Why "Post PC" Doesn't Mean God Forgot About Her. Not Even Close
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Going Back to School Board
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Never Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Found a Shoebox in the Room
1	1 Vote	A Chicago Restaurant/Dream Factory Is Selling Off His Third Nipple