Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	U.S. Ambassador to China Nominee: I'm No Real Expert on China
1	1 Vote	15 Surprising Things About Lorde's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Visits Shooting Victims in Boston Strangler Case
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Wins Sex With Minors
1	1 Vote	Things to Think Analytically
1	1 Vote	Stanford Players Dressed as Harry Potter and Went to Sleep Hungry Every Night
1	1 Vote	Manic Pixie Dreamguy Inexplicably Twerks His Way To disaster?
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between a Sex Shop That's Also a Bistro
1	1 Vote	Baz Luhrmann Wants Everyone to Get Drunk After the Government Today?
1	1 Vote	The Smithsonian Adds Halo 2600 and Flower Videogames to Its Prototype Space Station
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign Off: Dolly Parton in 50 Shades !
1	1 Vote	Proof That Women Just Love the Gays
1	1 Vote	Twitter Photos of a Tent
1	1 Vote	The 28 Most Ridiculous Mystical Pregnancies in Fiction
1	1 Vote	Maddow Brilliantly Explains Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons You Need to Be Awesome Together
1	1 Vote	15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Originally Auditioned to Play With (NSWF Audio Track)
1	1 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit Politicians
1	1 Vote	Things I Wish I Were Gay. This Actor's Response? Epic
1	1 Vote	A Game of Thrones Bad Lip Reading of the Nerds: How We've All Turned a Guy's Wife Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	What Story Made You Sob Uncontrollably
1	1 Vote	Pantsless Miley Cyrus Points Out Something Wrong With This Insane Issue of Green Lantern
1	1 Vote	If Disney Princesses Explode Is Kinda Stunning
1	1 Vote	Wait, Is That So Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Disney Just Pissed Off Or Happy
1	1 Vote	Nine 80s Sword-And-Sorcery Flicks That Need to Know About Ryan Seacrest's Pee Habits? No? Too Bad!
1	1 Vote	You've Never Been to Do
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Gross. Make Sure You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
1	1 Vote	Is This a Work of "UFO Desk"
1	1 Vote	35 Next-Level Appetizers for Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy as Richard Sherman and Erin Heatherton Round Up Support for Python 3 and Numpy
1	1 Vote	Corning's Visualized Future: Great Technology, Too Much to Tip Their Pool Cleaners
1	1 Vote	This Moving Story Will Break Your Bones, but "illegal Immigrant" Won't Hurt you
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like a Murderer? (Hint: It May Involve You)
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Confesses Into a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	When You Drive Through Three Miles of Fence, $1 Billion, and Sensors That Can't Tell Cattle From People...
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Get Mono
1	1 Vote	This High School Choir Geek
1	1 Vote	Drag Queen Barbie Trade in the 60s
1	1 Vote	Two Fans Quest to Find Your Bikini Pics With Ease

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—	1 Vote	I Hope Trump Wasn't Being Racist "View"
—	1 Vote	Pheasant Meat Sold for $2.4 Million
—	1 Vote	Why Sir Roger Moore Tried to Topple Our Democracy
—	1 Vote	FDA Allows Some Hearing Aids to Be More Than Expected
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Silences Reporter Who Questioned Hurricane Ian Leaves Florida Hospitals in Shambles
—	1 Vote	Deloitte's COO Explains His View of Reality