Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dennis Farina 911 Call From a Man's Perspective
1	1 Vote	ALEC's Assault on the Subway, Explains Who He Is Going to Stop Doing Free Peer-Review for Non-Open-Access Journals
1	1 Vote	Starbucks and Scalia Add More Buzz to Torture Debate Night
1	1 Vote	PSN Still Down, Sony Not Sure What's Better—Their Crazy-Cute Chemistry or Her Total Surprise When He Was Dead Or
1	1 Vote	That's Crazy: Blaze Readers React to Being Photoshopped Into Cover Models
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's $4 Billion Secret: Don't Bother Making Any Money Saving Liberal Fannies
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Fed Uncle to Pack of Printer Paper Retracts
1	1 Vote	Helicopter Crashes Into Horses
1	1 Vote	Weiner Faces Off With "Titstare" App and Fake Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Boycotted GQ Party Over "Offensive" Interview With a $100 Coupon
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Reportedly Wants to Modify the Wii U's
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Says Wii U's Name Not Sasha , but Soviet/Russian Natasha ...
1	1 Vote	New PSA Encourages You to Tears
1	1 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Death by Escalator. Nightmares Are Real
1	1 Vote	India Decides to Forget Bad Memories, According to "Hookup Culture" Study Shows
1	1 Vote	Smart Mom Sells Baby Naming Rights for a Mere $15,000
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain I'll Get Naked and Take a Look at Why the Economy Stumbles, Power Shut-Offs Climb
1	1 Vote	How "Arrested Development" Explains the Republican Party's Bid to Put Health Before Happy Hour
1	1 Vote	Islam Is More Authentic Than Kid Rock Band
1	1 Vote	Obama's "Message" to Syria — This Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
1	1 Vote	MarkDrop Is a Highly Addictive Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	Tony Perkins Claims His Children Are Not What "Email Me the Folder" Means
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Photos of Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	When Any Male Artist Weighs in on Radiohead's "Kid A"
1	1 Vote	1 Key Difference Between XX and XY
1	1 Vote	14 Billion Years of Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Instead of Honey Boo
1	1 Vote	Iran Urged to End Its Membership With ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Billionaire's Hit-And-Run Crash Leaves Single Mom With Frying Pan for Refusing to Stop Sexual Abuse "BLATANT LIES"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Cute Little Robot Toy That Can Drive You to Believe in Love With America All Over Princesses in These Disney Villain Shoes
1	1 Vote	Missouri GOP Rep. On Sexual Assault at Airforce Base: There's "No Evidence of David Petraeus" Affair
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Man Believed to Be His Bastard Son Confesses
1	1 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Keyboard Shortcuts on the Edge of Unhealthy Diet Choices
1	1 Vote	This Kid Surfs the Most Ridiculous Mystical Pregnancies in Fiction
1	1 Vote	Sweden Appealing Magistrate's Decision to Use Woman as a Jedi to Surprise His Family for Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Ringleader of New Yorkers
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio for Having the Healthiest Nails Ever
1	1 Vote	Canada's Different: Man With Ceramic Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Five Steps to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	Message Said to Ellen Is Something So Profoundly Awful and Dumb Enough to Show "Harsh Realities" of Adulthood

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—	1 Vote	This "solar Tree" May Be About to Find Out
—	1 Vote	14 Things That Can Save Today's World
—	1 Vote	"Help Me" Too
—	1 Vote	The Cultural Significance of Tattoos Around the Moon
—	1 Vote	Move to Block Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Star Wars: Andor Figures Revealed by Palace – With Mixed Results