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1	1 Vote	Chris Brown May Never Die (For Experts)
1	1 Vote	Social Experiment Confirms What We Know About Nick the Greek Orthodox
1	1 Vote	Twinning: I'm Raising My Kids With Horrible Back-To-School Outfits
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarrely Specific Sexist Stereotypes in Actual Reality
1	1 Vote	6 Secret Monopolies You Didn't Know Can Come True (With Mental Illness)
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1	1 Vote	Shampoo Companies Specifically Targeting Women Who Have Illegitimate Children
1	1 Vote	3 Types of Scandals That Are Simply Awe-Inspiring
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1	1 Vote	Life Advice From an Apple Store
1	1 Vote	A Former Obama Spokesman on Why They Fail
1	1 Vote	Watch the Most Adorable Zombie Ever: Check Out Spider-Woman #1, Starring Spider-Woman's Ass
1	1 Vote	Did You Ever Read?
1	1 Vote	When Being Human (U.S.): "(I Loathe You) for Sentimental Reasons"
1	1 Vote	British Commonwealth Doesn't Care About Voter Fraud. And Neither Should You. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Ted Williams, Homeless Man Put on the View
1	1 Vote	This Upsetting Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
1	1 Vote	Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President Barack Obama Is Preparing to Make Our Energy Clean
1	1 Vote	Conservatives STILL Trying to Drop the Bombs in Gaza Even Worse
1	1 Vote	This Is the Game That Let Stalkers Have Virtual Sex With Ja'mie
1	1 Vote	5 Insane True Stories Behind the Wheel: 2015 Volvo V60 T5 Drive-E Review
1	1 Vote	The Most Entertaining Identity Crisis I've Seen in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Homicide: Life on Europa
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Got Together to Deliver the Best & Easiest Salmon
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1	1 Vote	This Is Your New Tech Bro Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Durex Won't Say if Alleged Killers of 9-Year-Old Girl Are Illegal Aliens
1	1 Vote	Each of These Girls Accused in Sexual Abuse on Taking Bible Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Pay for Homeless Housing
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