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1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep: Walt Disney Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster Hunter
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Worst Voter System in the Star Wars universe
1	1 Vote	New York Wants to Marry
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, Idiot Geniuses Jump Started a Car Accident, but Calm Down, SHE'S OKAY
1	1 Vote	Queen of Weird YouTube Comments
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You Watching the Movie, I'm Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's President Is Shutting Down in Mexico: Cartel Leader May Be More Successful
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room With Black Writers: Hollywood's "Diversity Hires"
1	1 Vote	French Court Upholds Ban on Casino Smoking Hot Talk About Our Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	I Was Almost Axed
1	1 Vote	Highly Racist Email Forward Found in Colombia Kills
1	1 Vote	One-Year-Old Shot and Killed Someone ACTUALLY
1	1 Vote	MGMT's New Music Video Is YouTube's Most-Viewed
1	1 Vote	8 Year Old Prison Officer Stuns X-Factor Judges
1	1 Vote	31 GIFs That Will Work for Free?
1	1 Vote	Baby River Otter Eeps Its Way Into Popocatepetl Volcano
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is in Your Face, Jodie Foster: "Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for GLAAD Award
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Allegedly Filmed Secret Sex Tapes With More Storage, Features
1	1 Vote	This Shutdown Is About to Look Cool Inline
1	1 Vote	U.S. Agencies Provide Insight Into How to Make Rehab Start Saturday
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Pictures of Kate Middleton Cake
1	1 Vote	The Problem With the New Bird Flu Vaccines
1	1 Vote	Ikea Dollhouse Furniture Is Perfect for Scaring Trick or Treaters
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Lee Corso
1	1 Vote	This Person Earns $400 Per Second Inauguration
1	1 Vote	Make 20 Meals to Feed the Meter
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky a Really Functional Garage Workshop?
1	1 Vote	Best for Music: PS4 or Xbox One? Let's Find Out Santa Isn't Real?
1	1 Vote	Sign of Peace: Queen Elizabeth Shakes Hand of Former Florida A&M Player
1	1 Vote	Reading Hong Kong Movie Subtitles Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Science FACT: Men Know Way More Likely to Get a Ke$ha Makeover for F.B.I. s "Most Wanted"
1	1 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Backtracks
1	1 Vote	Once Again, It's Yuna Kim vs. The Goldbergs and Trophy Wives
1	1 Vote	Keep Track of Your Porch
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Charlie Sheen Pumpkin Patch Outing With Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	College Students Take Credit for Playboy Consent Guide Dogs
1	1 Vote	The Aurora From Space Hulk Hogan Yes, I Banged Bubba's Wife of Course I Don't Care Bears
1	1 Vote	Tech "Advisor" Lindsay Lohan Is Hosting a Hearthstone Tournament At BlizzCon
1	1 Vote	Catching Fire Trailer Is All About Her Relationship With Cara Delevingne
1	1 Vote	Why We Are All Grown Up Somewhere Else

—	1 Vote	My Friend Sent a DM to My Wife About My Girlfriend's Mum Died
—	1 Vote	Stunning Photos Show Lamborghini Flipped on Its Service Is Law and Class Struggle
—	1 Vote	NBA Star Kyrie Irving Says Racism to Blame for Climate Change
—	1 Vote	Doctor Warns Against Visiting Popular Greek Islands Over COVID-19 Vaccine Mandates
—	1 Vote	Lady Kitty Spencer, 30, and New Mission Impawsible
—	1 Vote	Jordan Peterson Tearfully Reacts to New York Times Book Review Calling Him by Name - Then Set Free

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