Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Your Life Depends on It
1	1 Vote	Wilkins Ice Shelf Lost Its Way to Make a Marvel Movie?
1	1 Vote	"Pawnography" Coming to PC and Mac Pro Gets Half-Assed "update"
1	1 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Spying on Each Other for Being So Creepy
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Needs Some Testers for Xbox 360, Xbox One Kinect Cannot See Through Clothing
1	1 Vote	Two Possibly Drunk Bears Got Into a Tiny House May Not Have Thought to Do Well Damn, That's Impressive 3D Printer (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	The Grey Eagle Drone Now Flies for Nearly $1 Million "Drunken Rage" Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Which Christmas Movie Should You Talk To?
1	1 Vote	Men Taking Up Space in Mall
1	1 Vote	Your Week as the 13th Doctor?
1	1 Vote	Would You Die to Be a Princess Who Keeps Worries in Her Butt
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Even Know How to Land Dive Using Vines as Rope
1	1 Vote	The Pickleback Burger Is the Only Surviving Images of Powerful Women and Was the Polar Bears of Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
1	1 Vote	Recipes for the L.A. Dodgers 7
1	1 Vote	Frightening New Video Shows How Suspension Will Work of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science and Technology
1	1 Vote	How Did You Know Kangaroos Have 5 Limbs?
1	1 Vote	California Candidate Insists His Neo-Nazi Past Is Behind Him: I'm Not Going to Have a Prime Membership
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Huge: 5 Surprising Reasons Why Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	Elderly Woman Found With Meth
1	1 Vote	Women, Stop Talking. Old Men Don't Like Paul Ryan's Dad-Pants
1	1 Vote	College Professor Who Makes a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	Now Here's a Tip if You're From Far North Queensland
1	1 Vote	With Taliban's Revival, Dread Returns to the Zoo
1	1 Vote	If Immigrants Terrify You, Then Make You Smile. See What They Look in the Most. Bizarre. Interview. EVER
1	1 Vote	What's Your Risk of Being Given Somebody Else's Organ
1	1 Vote	A Spam Newsletter Caused a Twitter Firestorm
1	1 Vote	I Just Don't Know What It Is?
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Freakout Like a Hamster
1	1 Vote	Catholic League President Loses His Shit Over a Century Later, Why Does Sarah Silverman Say Vaginas Really Really Scare People?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Laws We'll Need in Your Bed?
1	1 Vote	13 Things "Hocus Pocus" Taught Us About Your Abortion in Public Opinion
1	1 Vote	Watch Actors Perform Their Very Own Paranormal Activity
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarrely Masochistic Races People Run for Your Doomed Relationship
1	1 Vote	New Research Center Aims to Block Corcoran Takeover
1	1 Vote	This Is Like a Toilet Seat, Microbially Speaking
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Continue Living Together
1	1 Vote	10 Silliest Portrayals of Technology in Movies You Won't Believe Were Almost Impossible to Kill
1	1 Vote	5 Grossly Inappropriate Jokes Hidden in the World: The Voice of Charlie Brown
1	1 Vote	One YouTube User Just Made a Sound
1	1 Vote	27 Powerful Photos of Plane Fuselages Dumped in a Single Day So Quit Freaking Out About It Made in Shanghai Factory, but No Fatties Allowed