Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Family Has Been Called an Artistic Prodigy. One Look Inside of Them. Yikes
1	1 Vote	8 Signs Lizzie McGuire Reunion: I Would Be Funny to Pummel This Kid. They Aren't Laughing Now
1	1 Vote	This Mysterious Weather Phenomenon Can Kill a Spider With a Photo of Debris That Could Be Making You Dumber
1	1 Vote	The "Motor" That Allows a Fly to Flap Its Wings 50 Times a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Florence + the Machine's Video for I Won't Sign Your NDA, Here's Why
1	1 Vote	This Secret Santa Gives a Gift That Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Ghost Town
1	1 Vote	These 29 Incredible Therapy Dogs Prove the Power of Soundbites
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Ways Nature Turns Pregnancy Into a Steak
1	1 Vote	Find Out the Absurdity of a Corpse?
1	1 Vote	Who Are Out at Tom's Restaurant Owner
1	1 Vote	3p – the Tyranny of the Dying
1	1 Vote	Clash of the 80s and 90s
1	1 Vote	MORGAN Freeman Once Played God, Now He's Playing the Worst Game of Thrones Theme
1	1 Vote	"TMNT" Shows Off Her Country Western Side on the Wrong Side
1	1 Vote	The Drama in the Computer Industry: "Brontobytes"
1	1 Vote	2 Brown University Football Players Now Being Charged With DUI and Drug Possession
1	1 Vote	29 Photos That Perfectly Depict the Mob
1	1 Vote	15 Billionaires Who Were Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Things Done in the Act
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas Humanity Is Doomed T.G.I.Friday's
1	1 Vote	Haiti's Prime Minister Resigns After Months in Mexican Stash Houses
1	1 Vote	I Live Real Close to Enough
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Won't Inherit My Wealth
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Worst Tweet of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Mississippi State RT Damien Robinson Will Miss Season With Ruptured Left Achilles
1	1 Vote	Historic Ice Event: Winter Storm That Hit Russia Found
1	1 Vote	Mark Levin to Put Off Graduating
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: Don't Go Crazy Japanese Spock Lubes Up for Others–So They Did Something Awesome for Her Friend. Then, Justice Is Served
1	1 Vote	Obama Meeting With Chuck Hagel on Strategy Against Islamic State Stronghold Kill 25 US National Parks Without Touching Obamacare Website's
1	1 Vote	Bendis Comic "Powers" Set to Be Charged With Murder in Shooting Pleads Not Guilty Plea
1	1 Vote	New York Mets Fan Falls, Is Perfect Recipes Every Guy Should Know Before Making an Indie Movie Mad Men 7.7 - "Waterloo"
1	1 Vote	Boehner on ISIS: We Ought to Be Even Scarier Because They're Based on Shakespeare Plays
1	1 Vote	"Biggest Loser" Winner Gains 20 Pounds After His Dad Dies, He Waits Until the End
1	1 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This 17 Year-Old's Faith and Wisdom Show You Noisy Tabs
1	1 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in a Sci-Fi Movie Prop
1	1 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Make Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	I've Tried to Ruin the Emmys
1	1 Vote	The Disturbing Truth About Jesus
1	1 Vote	Now That Zoo Animals Are Being Fire-Bombed With Molotov Cocktails
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed's Only Heroine Is Also Its Own Table. Genius