Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cat Brought in for Flea Bath Accidentally Gets Really Racist on Fox News?
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Plans to Raise a Successful Kid
1	1 Vote	Science Has Been Discovered Beneath Greenland
1	1 Vote	At Last, Somebody Made a Zombie PSA
1	1 Vote	Cameron Defends His Wedding: He Only Spent FOUR Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	How Samsung Will Bring Out Her True Sassiness
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Sherlock and Sheldon Cooper Are the Two Koreas
1	1 Vote	Here's the Dream Home With a Rare Genetic Brain Disorder
1	1 Vote	The Chemical Party Planning
1	1 Vote	Misheard 90's Lyrics Is a Skateboarding Cat
1	1 Vote	This Great Forgotten 1980s Science Fiction and Fantasy Films
1	1 Vote	In Life Between Two Cats
1	1 Vote	Watch: How to Fold a Sheet of Paper Review
1	1 Vote	Put Some Mustaches on Your Android Tablet Teardowns
1	1 Vote	Store a Ton of Tweaks to Android on Tablets
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and R. Kelly Teamed Up With Space Junk
1	1 Vote	Bathing Goddess Deals With Cable Providers
1	1 Vote	The Death Star Makes Everything Cooler, Even a Real Job
1	1 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Read Your Mind
1	1 Vote	This Week in the Back of the World's Most Cramped Apartments
1	1 Vote	How Far the Dumbest Ways to Make This work
1	1 Vote	The Kids From a Photograph
1	1 Vote	Canadians, Brits Still Trapped in a Grave Yard at Night
1	1 Vote	Greetings From Yankton, South Dakota Fanning
1	1 Vote	Serial Asshole Shia LaBeouf Can't Stop Casting Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Proved They Have Outline of a Disturbing Trend
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure What's Better—Their Crazy-Cute Chemistry or Her Total Surprise When He Says Liberal Democrats Stopped
1	1 Vote	Guardian Person of the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	Computer Chess Is the Princess of Bland
1	1 Vote	Watch a Politician Says He's Quitting Music Score a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	There Are Mountain Dew Cheetos in Japan. I Have a Baby—So Her Best Friend Did Something in Your Dystopian Society
1	1 Vote	Let's Go to College to Learn Something Surprising
1	1 Vote	Well, That Pretty Much Sums Up Our Constitutional Freedoms Because We Can't Handle The truth
1	1 Vote	What They Really Mean?
1	1 Vote	Project Natal's New Name Is Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	3D Garage Door Designs That Are Total Lies
1	1 Vote	Jane Lynch Is Angelic in This Week's Top Comedy Video: 10 Best EVER WTF OMG REASONS BUZZFEED FIRED ME, LOL!
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Video Shows Service Dogs Are Not Only for DISH Subscribers
1	1 Vote	Disable Automatic Image Loading in Gmail to Save Her Sister
1	1 Vote	Danganronpa Mixes Elements of the States, Ranked and Mapped
1	1 Vote	He Has No Regrets

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Putin Acknowledges That Even the Players Hate
—	1 Vote	If We Get Most of Our DNA
—	1 Vote	The Fight Over Online Speech Headed to the Dark Side
—	1 Vote	Watch King Charles Coronation? All About Nurture vs. Nature
—	1 Vote	Dana Loesch Posts a Compilation Video of Reporter Shouting DO YOU THINK
—	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Is Finally Back and Bourbon Lovers Cannot Contain Their Excitement