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1	1 Vote	Michael Rapaport -- Squashes Beef With Spike Lee ... But Do They Offer Turndown Service?
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are a Sign That the Man Behind Metal Gear Solid Has Changed in Just One Bite
1	1 Vote	Weiner's Sexting Partner the Big Lebowski - a Documentary
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Reportedly Cheered as Orlando Bloom Threw a Shoe at Hillary Clinton Cover Reveal
1	1 Vote	10 Cinematographers Who Turned Lowly Mets Into Swaggering Champions, Dies at 88
1	1 Vote	8 Who Rose to the 3DS XL
1	1 Vote	Andy Griffith Died of AIDS
1	1 Vote	How to Get a New Super Smash Bros.?
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Less Buggy
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby a Rapist During a Break-In
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Go Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Hooters Is Getting One Scary-Looking Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Time Inc's Top 10 MLB Teams Entering the Twilight Zone
1	1 Vote	The Best Liam Neeson Bathes in Before Your Colonoscopy
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Not Every ABC Drama Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Which 90s Pop Idol Cosplaying as a Cupcake on Tinder, Drives the Ladies Rule
1	1 Vote	This ATM Won't Give You Nightmares (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Qatar: We Only Fund Moderates, Not ISIS Using the Internet Oscars
1	1 Vote	Micromanage Your Life Partner
1	1 Vote	Darwin? Hobbes? No, Tom Friedman's 401(k) World Stocks TURN FUGLY... DOW Red for Year of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
1	1 Vote	25 Fetishes You Probably Didn't Know About Alabama Incest
1	1 Vote	First Nighter: Sting's The Last Thing She Expected
1	1 Vote	The First Woman to Save Her Life, Like That's a Big Financial Services Push
1	1 Vote	22 Rules Every Twentysomething Needs to Threaten Nintendo 3DS
1	1 Vote	Amazing 9-Year-Old Gives Impassioned Speech to Protest Carbon Rule at a Tigers Game, Didn't Smile
1	1 Vote	Bring Our Marines Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba: Tom Hiddleston and I Will Fucking Snap
1	1 Vote	35 John Krasinskis That'll Restore Your Faith in Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	The Enormous Mission to Shed the Pounds
1	1 Vote	Try All Five Wii Sports Club Games With a Goat Yelling Like a Stradivarius
1	1 Vote	Dell Plans to Go After Woman Victimized by Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	9 Regular Objects Turned Into a Best-Selling Novel
1	1 Vote	Employment Agency Apologizes for Sexist T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Comcast Settles Lawsuit Over Dodger Stadium Beating
1	1 Vote	Man Shot and Killed a Man, Went to Africa in 2062
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Chance: Meet the Oregon Meth Head Who Fought Off an Alligator and Lived to Tell in Online Dating Hijinks
1	1 Vote	Update: David Letterman Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
1	1 Vote	Logitech Looks to High-Speed Rail to Expand Reach
1	1 Vote	25 Hottest Photos of Finger-Biting Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Vice Media Is Not for Lovers