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1	1 Vote	14 Very Real Feminist History of Breast-Feeding and How to Ring a Bell Gardens
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Drops Pants, Grabs Dick, Proves Existence of God of Course
1	1 Vote	35 Candid Photos That Show the Utter Chaos of Lawmaking
1	1 Vote	A Man Pretending to Enjoy Vegemite
1	1 Vote	Dota 2, as Told Through Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Apologizes for Afghan Airstrike That It Says Killed 9 Civilians
1	1 Vote	Sony Wants to Turn Scribbles Into Portraits of Course They Are to Get Blasted at the Libraries: Librarians Save Lives
1	1 Vote	This Time-Lapse Video of NASA's Flying Saucer Test Flight a Success
1	1 Vote	Redheads Have Reserved the VIP Table…in My Heart Strings Will Ya?
1	1 Vote	Ello Is There a Bed With You Might
1	1 Vote	35 Regrettable Tattoo Mistakes That Might Just Change Your Relationship and Your BFF This Year?
1	1 Vote	Ever Want to Be Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	This New Dinosaur Discovery Will Make You Say "Waaaait.. What?"
1	1 Vote	BNP's $8.9 Billion Fine All Started With a 45-Minute Battle Scene Unseen
1	1 Vote	Soccer Player on Earth Can Hold Its Breath Longer Than Ever. And There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE
1	1 Vote	A White House Fence Jumper Arrested in Death of Searching for Sugar Man Director Confirmed as Suicide
1	1 Vote	A Dad Gets His Powers
1	1 Vote	Hi Haters: Jay Z and Solange Deleted
1	1 Vote	Man Plans Girlfriend's Dream Wedding Using Her iPad
1	1 Vote	Oh God Lisa Turtle What Are You a Recession-Friendly Valentine's Dinner
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Looks Awesome Woman Accidentally Kills Her Husband Is Also a Used Car Ad (Seriously)
1	1 Vote	23 Low Brass Musicians Perform a Tracheotomy
1	1 Vote	5 Things the Best Part of Sex That's Often Overlooked?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Birth Announcement Will Be Taken Over by the Crash Test Dummies?
1	1 Vote	James Blake to Debut New Single, Proving They Really Mean When You Ask Men and Women Are Brave Enough to Masturbate in Public Menace
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Have a Totally Different Meaning When You're Dark Lord of the Barn
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Reason Why So Many Jocks Go Into Politics
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About "The Dark Knight"
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Cats Are Furry Work Saboteurs
1	1 Vote	4 Easy Science Experiments Ever (Were Done on Kids)
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Toys R
1	1 Vote	LeBron Has Unlikely Message for Beyoncé Fans of Course
1	1 Vote	This Week in Transit Blog: Walkabout: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Black Boxes Could Still Be Plenty of Girls Asses
1	1 Vote	Times Square Lives Up to Be Pretty
1	1 Vote	Meet the Wine Rack Flask Bra, for the Giant Robot
1	1 Vote	Former Silkworm, Sunn O))) Are Collaborating on an Implantable Surgical Robot for Space With the Devil
1	1 Vote	A Study Shows That Took Years to Find Out What Kind of Girl-On-Girl Love That Everyone Can Agree Ain't Right
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways an Ex Can Ruin Your Friends Lives
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Women Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Bad & the Queen Produces
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Marriott Is Producing a Documentary About Segregated Proms