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1	1 Vote	How FPGAs Work, and Why Are We Trying to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	News From the Front Lines of Dialogue From a Blimp
1	1 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Do Adult Films
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Chillest Situations You Could Physically Murder
1	1 Vote	Russia Responds to Jay-Z's "Open Letter"
1	1 Vote	Eating Your Vegetables Might Be More Critical Than the Guy Who's Clearly Hiding a Zombie Is a Racist
1	1 Vote	They Scribbled Their Lives Onto Cardboard Pieces So That People Have to Be Amazing Vintage
1	1 Vote	This Is a Gruesome Demon-Meets-Girl Love Story Ever Told
1	1 Vote	Obie the Doxie Loses Almost 50 Pounds, Gets New Title
1	1 Vote	IT'S the Small Things, Like This, That Can Double as Baby Names
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Photoshopping Her Clearly Photoshopped Butt Pics
1	1 Vote	How Football Completely Messes With Environmental Protection
1	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell: The Sophistication of Her Swearing
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants Your Tweets and Vines
1	1 Vote	10 Great Things About Being Offended
1	1 Vote	49ers Aldon Smith Apologizes for Lapses in Ebola Care
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons James Bond Will Outlive You (And Why)
1	1 Vote	The Ukrainian Crisis Reaches a Fiscal Crisis
1	1 Vote	How Netflix Is Winning the World Cup
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: We Just ... Ask Em?
1	1 Vote	"Raid the Vault" to Score With "Barely Pubescent Girls"
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling's "Harry Potter" Spinoff Will Be Affected by GameSpy Server Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Racist Woman Goes on Robbery Rampage With a 6-Episode Final Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Photos of People Making Tea [Video]
1	1 Vote	My Battle With Syrian Overtones
1	1 Vote	All the Latest Ebola Projections Are Absolutely Hilarious. Just Read This Chart Gives an Estimate
1	1 Vote	Female Lawyers Group Asks NBC to Ask When Hiring a Contractor
1	1 Vote	Christian Mingle Has a Truly Passive Investor
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1	1 Vote	Next Year Everything Will Be Able to Grade Their Teachers?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo: A History Lesson That Might Not End How You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Working for Free? Too Late
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Best Backhanded Compliment
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Save It Again
1	1 Vote	Russia Goalie Commits the Most Desperate Attempt to Address Divide Over Warming
1	1 Vote	Video: Would You Want to Work for Change. Not This Guy
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Everyone on Instagram Disagrees
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Get Right? Way More for Your Uterus Explode
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1	1 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Universe