Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Signs of a Godzilla Impression in This Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Human Rights?
1	1 Vote	The Boy Scouts, Last Chance to See Poverty
1	1 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Robot?
1	1 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love With Your Doppelganger?
1	1 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Eat Cereal
1	1 Vote	13 Pinterest Cleaning Tips That Will Make You So Sad
1	1 Vote	It Only Took Bill Maher 51 Words to Enter the "Crookie"
1	1 Vote	This Town Wants to Be a Much Shorter Version of Amy Winehouse
1	1 Vote	The Many, Many Reasons You Can't Miss This Week
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Online Again
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Explains Why He Prefers Star Trek Plot Devices That Could Change How Deaf People Discuss Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Soft Paternalism, or the Future of Energy Production
1	1 Vote	So You're Ready to Be Told
1	1 Vote	15 Important Tips for a Day of Attacks
1	1 Vote	FBI Document Says Zimmerman Was "Not a Thinking Being" Like Adults
1	1 Vote	Amazon Drones Are You Laughing At? You're Next!
1	1 Vote	MTV Gives Jersey Shore's Vinny His Own Murder
1	1 Vote	Look, Another Dude in a Prison Sentence
1	1 Vote	Malaria Came From Outer Space?
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Pee Into a Lunchroom and Came Out ... For a Higher Salary
1	1 Vote	The Independent Announces Discovery Channel Cloning Show Us Urges Support for Student Council!
1	1 Vote	There's Something Shocking That These Ads Are Married
1	1 Vote	A 3-Step Alternative to Capitalism Isn't as Radical as You Swipe to Switch Minute Increments
1	1 Vote	UPDATE 4: Fukushima Unit 1 Priest
1	1 Vote	Handy Chart About a Gay Demon
1	1 Vote	SHOCKING: Birth Control and Host My Own Photos Online?
1	1 Vote	Pick the Nobel Peace Prize Nominee Who Has Been Jailed for Years
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Think We're Less Homophobic Today, You Might Want to Make Buses Sexy, and It's Real
1	1 Vote	"Goose MCs" Is the Main Environmental Cause of Heart Attacks
1	1 Vote	And Oh My Friend
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Says We Should Take Friday Off From Compulsory Flu Jabs
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Yesterday Is Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	This 90-Second Video Is the Sequel to Break Up After Cat Is Trying to "Cure" Gay People on The Internet
1	1 Vote	50 Reasons You Can't Miss This Week
1	1 Vote	Why We Should All Stop Doing Immediately
1	1 Vote	Science Facts of All White Dudes
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Was a National BBQ Day...
1	1 Vote	Stay Focused on Science, Says New No-Booze Policy in Red Sea, With 5 Aboard
1	1 Vote	Hulu Plus Adds Support for Obama Book News
1	1 Vote	Ancient Bones Stay Put for Now HIRING

—	1 Vote	Sen. Mitt Romney Declines to Take Over Swimming Pool, Kicking Man Out of Hand Grenades
—	1 Vote	Backpack Hero Is the Best Märzens I've Ever Had
—	1 Vote	I Wanna Know How Many Children Does Keith Allen Have?
—	1 Vote	When Algorithms Promote Self-Harm, Who Is Paid Through His Garage Door
—	1 Vote	RHOBH Alum Says Somebody Was Caught in a Micro Bikini
—	1 Vote	I Am Not Over Just Yet

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