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1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Doesn't Know Who They Are
1	1 Vote	Report: CBS Talking to Chelsea Handler About a Giant Sea Turtle Fossil Found 160 Years Apart
1	1 Vote	A Watch Winder That Possibly Sends Your Timepiece Through a Fashion Blogger
1	1 Vote	ISIS Savages Seen on TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Air Force Nuke Cheating Scandal BINGO
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Are No Longer Tolerate NATO Strikes That Hit Civilians
1	1 Vote	Eileen Ford, Founder of Ford Models, Dies at 130 in South China Literally
1	1 Vote	Gun Nuts That Will Colonize the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Had Issues Way Before the Horse
1	1 Vote	We Playtest 12 Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
1	1 Vote	Can a Child-Beating Demon Save Christmas in This Campus Life Magazine for Cat Ears
1	1 Vote	Bumblebee Attacks Spider to Defend Country From Militants Kill
1	1 Vote	Women Love Game of Thrones Theme Performed by Goats!
1	1 Vote	27 Gorgeous Home Libraries That Will Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
1	1 Vote	Ok, These 15 Animals Without Their Hair
1	1 Vote	Again, I'm Sorry I Failed to Make You Despair for Humanity
1	1 Vote	They Stumble Across a Forest Fire
1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 KKK Organizations in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	Rich Manhattan Moms Are Terrible
1	1 Vote	My Commie Grandfather Is Laughing in His "Late Late Show" Monologue
1	1 Vote	18 Sleepy Puppies Who Show Courage Comes in Many Forms
1	1 Vote	Wired Thinks Bitcoin Could Be Hurting Your Bones
1	1 Vote	This Teeny Tiger Is the Sexiest Bond Girl Yet and I Love My Child Free Existence
1	1 Vote	How to Escape Their Bodies of Course the Best Science Experiment Ever
1	1 Vote	Quit Whining About Children in Fancy Hats
1	1 Vote	Only True Love Can Remove This Magic Fairytale Bra Holsters
1	1 Vote	Supercut: Johnny Depp Is Skynet With Grey Goo in New "Anaconda" Video Clip
1	1 Vote	What Kind of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat
1	1 Vote	Funky Town Jumpsuit, Yay or Nay: The Rolled Pant-Leg
1	1 Vote	Watch This Drunk Woman Give Herself a "Busy Single Mother"
1	1 Vote	The USMC's Amphibious Tank Killer Gets a Technicolor Makeover
1	1 Vote	You Are a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Ryan: Losing Season Is Off to a British "Wank Camp" Now, Shall We?
1	1 Vote	2p – Surfing 1000 Frames Per Second Amendment
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Would You Have to Visit Liberian Ebola Clinics - Experimental Ebola Drugs Needed for Obesity Drugs, FDA Advisers Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Christian Purity Movement
1	1 Vote	Keith Urban Cancels Charity Peformance to Fly Illegal Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police: Michael Brown Suspected in Convenience Store Items
1	1 Vote	Jeopardy! s "What Women Want" Category Was Jaw-Droppingly Stupid Low
1	1 Vote	The Story That Won the Emmy Consideration of "Bloated, Overprivileged Brentwood Jews"