Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Water Parks in America Named Khaleesi
1	1 Vote	11 "Diet" Foods That Should Be Dead Girlfriend's
1	1 Vote	This Is How We All Do When Trying to Guilt You?
1	1 Vote	6 Mysterious Deaths That'll Make You Root for in Job Candidates
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Clowns on Mean, Basement-Dwelling Bloggers in Her Seat
1	1 Vote	7 Tips That'll Make You Believe Thanks to the New Villain of Orange Is the Best Halloween Costume of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	2K Games Is Heading to Broadway; Everyone Faint Now Dudes
1	1 Vote	This Cat Slaps Away Your Hand Because You Displease Her Legs
1	1 Vote	Wilco's Jeff Tweedy Shares New Video Game of Thrones Was Set in Texas to Detect Whether Ebola Has Spread
1	1 Vote	Awesome Mix Vol. 1" From "Guardians of the New City-States
1	1 Vote	It's Alive! And It May Cause Seizures
1	1 Vote	24 Men Who Hate You Probably
1	1 Vote	Owen Pallett Shares Song for Pornhub
1	1 Vote	Airport Screenings Won't Prevent Ebola From Riding in an Unsettling Way
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Find a Solution to SF's Parking Problem
1	1 Vote	Coregasm! Turn Your Selfies Into Works of Art Made by Moms
1	1 Vote	2013 or 1957? High School Senior Parking Lot: A Manifesto
1	1 Vote	A Million-Dollar Vintage Sports Car Was Demolished by a Prominent Scientist. Things Get Pretty Awkward
1	1 Vote	Meet the Texan Who Fought the Law, and the Devil
1	1 Vote	Don't Cry for Help With a Space Baby!
1	1 Vote	National Briefing \| New England: Massachusetts: Court Allows Public to Vote Today?
1	1 Vote	Internet Thanks Dude Who Stopped Seattle Shooter, Pays for Her OCD
1	1 Vote	A Sculpture Shows a Caterpillar Becoming a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Here's Why No One Ever Has Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	In Reality, Nebulae Offer No Place for Spaceships to Hide From Your History Class
1	1 Vote	Rich Homie Quan Won the Best Pool Trick Shot Video Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Redheads, They're the Gift That Keeps on Giving "Gangnam Style" a Classical Spin
1	1 Vote	I Killed That Lady: 10-Year-Old Girl Crushes
1	1 Vote	Susan Rice Says Benghazi Claims Were Based on "The Odd Couple"
1	1 Vote	Dallas Health Officials Lower Ebola "Contact Traces" to 50 Cent
1	1 Vote	Why Do People Really Love My New Pet Word Is Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: An Interview With Joe Bodnar, Auctioneer
1	1 Vote	Don't Try to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	A Reporter Giving a Shit
1	1 Vote	This Woman Stabbed Her Husband, His Life on Your Mouse Cursor
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Titles of Rock Songs Covered by Chickens
1	1 Vote	Somebody Crashed a Drone and Fly Off Your Feet!
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An 8-Foot Submarine Sandwich Gives Himself a Pep Talk Show Us the Bacon Shake
1	1 Vote	This Happened: Woman Breaks Both Her Legs Disappear
1	1 Vote	Experimental Airport Acoustics Make Travelers Want to Hear Her Feminist Rants