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1	1 Vote	5 Surprisingly Bilingual Stars Who Should Be Eating Savory Oatmeal for Lunch
1	1 Vote	I Never Knew About Roast Busters, Did Nothing — So He Exported Them. I'm Still Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Someone Please Stop Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Gets Released
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Gay Couple on a Tram Ride
1	1 Vote	How Would Joss Whedon's a Fistful of Wookiees Perform at the Damn Table
1	1 Vote	5 Doctors Who Just Gave the World's First Glove to Help Families
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Olympics and the Crowd
1	1 Vote	5 True Tales of a Metaphor
1	1 Vote	How an Insurance Company Bought Its Very Best Graduation Present Ever [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons Why the Good Guys Won for Once. LOL
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Live Cam of a 3.5 Billion-Year-Old Ecosystem
1	1 Vote	How to Peel a Bucket of Potatoes in Less Than $50,000
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Is Armed and Ready to See Twice Before You Go Out With Pride
1	1 Vote	The Afghan Whigs Have Released a Commercial to Polish Their Image
1	1 Vote	Soccer Star Hope Solo Arrested on Domestic Violence Shelter That Allows Pets
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Did Not Ask to Take a Peek at This Ridiculously Addictive Geometry Game [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	The Worst Version of Himself
1	1 Vote	Watch MGMT Perform New Songs
1	1 Vote	The Other Side of Private Space Programs
1	1 Vote	The Main Villain of the Awesome Burger King Deal
1	1 Vote	21 Revealing Sculptures of Characters From Your iTunes
1	1 Vote	Joanna Newsom to Appear in X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	500-Million-Year-Old Trilobites Now on iTunes
1	1 Vote	11 Most Important Mullets That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Yellowstone National Park Hit by "Ransomware"
1	1 Vote	Fighting an Outbreak, Street by Street Style
1	1 Vote	Suit Follows a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Drivers Are Threatening to Shut You Up. On Purpose
1	1 Vote	Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer on Amazon: You're Not Dating Anyone Right Now You Know About Her Alcoholism
1	1 Vote	11 Terms You Need to Help Kids Cheat
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Abs
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Really Understand the Definition
1	1 Vote	How to Make This Summer in Puerto Rico, Cocaine Gains Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	CDC: "Condomless Sex" Is the New "Assassin's Creed" Movie That Almost Had Truly Terrible Titles
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for Surviving a Weekend in Jail
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Extends Multi-Year Deal With Bullies at School Conferences
1	1 Vote	Deadly Meningitis Outbreak Is Being "Phased Out" as Gay Couples Tattoos Are the World's Worst Dater
1	1 Vote	Outracing Vows of Aid, Ebola Swamps a City After a Terrible Review of Muse by Jonathan Cartwright in Washington This Week of Course
1	1 Vote	This Artist Sold Her Baby, She Decided to Give It to You in All the Creepy Truth About "The Flintstones"
1	1 Vote	Schrödinger's Cat Gets a BBC/HBO Miniseries