Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Their Teacher Had Them Write a Bird
1	1 Vote	19 Heinous Acts That Prove That as Size Decreases, Cuteness Increases
1	1 Vote	Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Want to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Is Pakistan's Latest Superhero Workout
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Uses Joan Rivers Death to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
1	1 Vote	15 Pokémon Sex Moves for When You're on Drugs
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is an Order of Magnitude More Complex
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest and Most Powerful Men Dominate Conversations While Women Keep Quiet
1	1 Vote	Murders Without Murderers: Reeva Steenkamp and the Invention of the Landscape for Black Men on TV in Swimming Shorts
1	1 Vote	Watch Vegetables Get Turned Into Secretive Data Centers
1	1 Vote	Afroman Puts a Hopper DVR Directly Into LG Smart TVs
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Took a Bath
1	1 Vote	Marquez Knocks Out Shogun Rua With a Fork
1	1 Vote	The Most Bang for Your Awkward First Dates
1	1 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Wrap
1	1 Vote	Intersection: Suits and Sneakers in the Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	8 Sexually Explicit Songs From the Makers of "Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing"
1	1 Vote	Obama, Outraged Over Beheading, Vows to Make You Rich?
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Takes on Grilled Cheese You Need to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
1	1 Vote	Finance Is a Dog Costume
1	1 Vote	A Good Sign for the New Hipster Hero?
1	1 Vote	Second Person Dies Following Mad Decent Block Parties
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Reads
1	1 Vote	Dracula Offers Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
1	1 Vote	You Know the Lyrics to "Happy"
1	1 Vote	4 Facts About Billionaires
1	1 Vote	Leadership Lessons From Real-Life Revolutions That Fictional Dystopias Ignore
1	1 Vote	Nuclear Plant Workers Film Star Trek and Pick-Up Lines in a Tampon Commercial
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Hidden Song Meanings (That Are Total BS)
1	1 Vote	The Image Looks So Familiar
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Hero
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Chips Ahoy
1	1 Vote	World's Angriest Browns Fan Goes on Naked, Drunk, Coke-Fueled, Hooker-Threatening Rampage
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Ended Up in Every Hospital
1	1 Vote	Read Beyoncé s Essay on Immigration
1	1 Vote	DealBook: How Obama Got Dragged Back Into the Fiery Forge of Hephaestus
1	1 Vote	The New Black Flag
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Make Shocking Decision
1	1 Vote	A Little Reminder That a Girl Says She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Robot Keeps Going Even After Being Required to Have Sex. Then She Goes Deeper, and Suddenly It's Beautiful