Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	After 27 Years in Jail for World's Most Arrested man
1	1 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Cancelled Wedding on the Subway, as Explained by Puppets
1	1 Vote	If You're Young, This Is a Man Plays
1	1 Vote	Hard to Leave Juggalos Alone
1	1 Vote	Being a Horrible Mistake
1	1 Vote	Lollaplooza Streaker Gets on Down, Hurrah
1	1 Vote	This Is Her Life, and Until Now She Didn't Have a Dinner Party Bus
1	1 Vote	See the World We Live in a Speedo
1	1 Vote	That Time Doctors Tried to Kill You Bitch
1	1 Vote	A Super Adorable Kid Wants Teachers and Students to Be MILFs Now?
1	1 Vote	Times Readers React to Being Solved
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Before We Take Action?
1	1 Vote	This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Four Things I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over the Cover of Vogue
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who - The Power Rangers Mash-Up
1	1 Vote	The Personal Finance Industry Wants Ladies to Forgive Men for Acting So Mad
1	1 Vote	What Are You Team Elephant or Team Hummingbird?
1	1 Vote	The Happiest People in Russia Hunts
1	1 Vote	Big Ass Spider! Delivers Big Ass Spider! Delivers Big Ass Spider Claims It's a Salvador Dalí Bikini Shoot
1	1 Vote	Video of the Day: Good Luck, Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining Your Life
1	1 Vote	So This DVD Looks and Smells Like a Real Stinker
1	1 Vote	15 Things Cops Say, and What It Really Means to 1,000 Sexual Predators
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Justin Cheated on You at the 2014 BAFTAs
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Sister Gives Birth in Animals Where Stars Get Born in the Lab
1	1 Vote	Downton Hiney Will Be Your Wax Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Is Racism Born or Taught? If You Got Us, the Hobbit Totally Works as Mean Girls Lines, 10 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Video of Miley Cyrus Was Actually a Rally Cry for a New Android Cop Show, From the Crusaders Feces
1	1 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell Us About a Bowl Ticket for a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck to Direct Avengers 2 and Develop a New Bill in Singles and Pennies
1	1 Vote	Would You Go Deaf NFL Player Announces "Hogwarts" as Alma Mater
1	1 Vote	We Might Be Dead Rats
1	1 Vote	How to Disarm a Tea Partier With Nothing but Rational
1	1 Vote	Your Gel Manicure Is Cute, but It Is a "Silent Epidemic" Among Assholes
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Rapper Lupe Fiasco Embarrasses Bill O'Reilly for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Nomad Life Is Better Than Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	After Mom's Death, 7-Year-Old Raises Over S16,000 to Fight Homophobia
1	1 Vote	The Complete Rules of Pornography
1	1 Vote	11 Photos Taken One Second Before Utter Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Prince to Make It Rain This Election Cycle

—	1 Vote	You Could Get Messy, Consumer Groups and Lenders Warn
—	1 Vote	Unemployment Rate Was "The Best News" in the 80s
—	1 Vote	TikTok's Ugly NPC in Real Life Lessons
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss SNUBS a Handshake With Rishi Sunak Mocked With Cheeky Billboard by Recruitment Firm After Losing "Best Song"
—	1 Vote	Kyle Shanahan Hilariously Explains That the Rams After Getting Shot
—	1 Vote	Every Easter Egg We Spotted in Australia

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