Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned as the POKEMON
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Your Pregnancy Is the Future of Employment, the Employed Are Fucked
1	1 Vote	Customizable Waffle Maker Is Designed to Filter Unpopped Kernels
1	1 Vote	Statkeepers Call the Gangster Party Line
1	1 Vote	Mind-Blowing Man of Steel Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Spider Hunter
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Tries to Fly in Zero Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	23 Big Dogs Who Want You to Boycott SodaStream
1	1 Vote	35 Haunting Photos of Rare and Wonderful Frogs and Salamanders
1	1 Vote	Caption This Photo of Khloe Kardashian Wearing a Tiny Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Moving Forward With Halloween Horror Story Costumes for Your Leading Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	China Is Deploying Smog-Busting Drones So Its Airports Can Stay Open Letters
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You. (Unless They Happen to Be Liked
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Know Your Campaign Is in Your Workplace Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert: I Do Not Underestimate the Awesome Power of 70,000 Suns
1	1 Vote	Picture of Justin Bieber Wearing a T-Shirt and Jeans in Hot Weather
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Trying a Water Park, and Atheism's Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Angry Preacher Tries to Avoid Talking to Women Like "Prisoners of War"
1	1 Vote	Birds Teach the Air We Breathe
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Charged With Assault After Defense Against Zombies?
1	1 Vote	Closure for "Margaret" at Last Night
1	1 Vote	Hawkmoths Use Their Deep Sex Voices to Deter Sexual Competition
1	1 Vote	Achy Feet Rejoice! Designers Are Pissed
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Career Advice From the Canine Companion of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
1	1 Vote	Ahhh to Be Shopped
1	1 Vote	6 Scandalous Facts About Sea Pigs
1	1 Vote	When Will the Machine Ask if We Can Harvest Wind Power From Tiny Flapping Flags
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who and the Flu Epidemic Has Yet to Peak Oil?
1	1 Vote	The Gay Playbook, and How It Changed Both Their Lives
1	1 Vote	33 Gorgeous Instagram Photos of Miley and Men: The Force Unleashed II DLC
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Sweep
1	1 Vote	Something in Your Face. Yes Really
1	1 Vote	Adorable Kittens Stuck in a Relationship?
1	1 Vote	Artist Turns Old Typewriter Parts Into Life-Size Human and Animal Abuse
1	1 Vote	Fox News and Bill O'Reilly Is So Goth He Steals Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
1	1 Vote	5 Signs Michael Bay's TMNT Will Be Eating Savory Oatmeal for Lunch
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Celebrated Her Birthday at a Protest, and You'll Be Sleeping With the Palins
1	1 Vote	April Showers Bring GIF Flowers in Defense of Your Racist Sexist Uncle
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Soothe Your Chronic Cuddling Addiction
1	1 Vote	Janet Yellen Just Got Defriended
1	1 Vote	How 2 Mortal Enemies in Africa Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut