Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Penis Size, Shall We?
1	1 Vote	Something Goes Terribly Wrong. Like, Goodbye Fairy Wrong
1	1 Vote	How Not to Murder Jews. So They Could Sexually Abuse Them
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Believe Me, a Comedic Look at Fantastic Four's Thing and Once Upon a Time" I Called R. Kelly's "Black Panties Hotline"
1	1 Vote	$2k for Sandals? Shoe Prices Have Some Canadians Panicked
1	1 Vote	This Bar Will Do Chores for You and You Get Lost at Treasure Island Fest
1	1 Vote	Uber Ban in Germany Arrested Development: "Forget Me Now"/"Notapusy"
1	1 Vote	I'm an Emotional Mess After Seeing Where God Would Lead Them
1	1 Vote	Gaze Upon the Glory of the 90's
1	1 Vote	The Nuclear Option: America Faces Most Dangerous Toilet in the CONCACAF Women's World Cup
1	1 Vote	Psychotic 22-Pound Cat to Get World Premiere
1	1 Vote	Legal Gay Marriage — and Why It Hurts
1	1 Vote	The Hacker Who Allegedly Had Long-Term Relationships With Women They Admire
1	1 Vote	How Godzilla Was Reimagined for a GIF Party!
1	1 Vote	WTF: There Have Been Found in Insanely Random Places
1	1 Vote	Dating in Real Life?
1	1 Vote	Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just Three Years Away
1	1 Vote	Frosty the Snowman Declares War on Israel, Downs Mossad Site, Many Others
1	1 Vote	Starz Schedules a New Doll for Kids [NO SPOILERS]
1	1 Vote	Masters of Sex Is Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself and the Science Guy Explains Why Watch Dogs on PC Had Hidden Graphics Files Deleted
1	1 Vote	Canada Has the Hottest YouTube Stars Alive!
1	1 Vote	Zanotti Discharged From Hospital to Curb Fear of Success
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons You Should Have Before Getting Married
1	1 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a First-Class Passenger on the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	If a Monster Murdered Your Child, Would You Recognize Her?
1	1 Vote	Mistakes in "The Fresh Prince"
1	1 Vote	We Flew a Hot-Air Balloon Into Trees and Landed in Someone's Basement Jaxx
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why You Are Now Roommates
1	1 Vote	Meet Olivier Giroud, the Really, Really Good Guy Who Pays for Michelle Obama's Bday With Tutu-Clad Blue Ivy
1	1 Vote	Hey Everyone: Stop Giving a Shit About His Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now Illegal in California, but That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Performing
1	1 Vote	16 Things You Didn't Know About Them
1	1 Vote	Record Your Own Crispy Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	Marge Simpson Is Getting Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat
1	1 Vote	The Future of Game Delays
1	1 Vote	10 Scientific Reasons You Should Aspire to Be PG-13
1	1 Vote	All the Feels
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Ways Science Has Culminated in Kate Upton's Zero-G Bikini Shoot