Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Love This Picture of the Poor(a Home Run)
1	1 Vote	CNN Tries to Get Stick Through Doorway
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Worker Sold Heroin in Happy Meals, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	BBC Reporter Not Thrilled About Anthony Weiner's Comeback
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Send a Message for You: It's OK Not to Crack a Smile
1	1 Vote	These Parents Had Swag
1	1 Vote	A Book Critical
1	1 Vote	Both Parties Should Want This NOW
1	1 Vote	Christians Who Support Same-Sex Marriage Wed Woman, Too (Bigamy OK'ed)
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Were Totally Wrong
1	1 Vote	Fire-Eating Burlesque Dancer Arrested for "Animal Enterprise Terrorism"
1	1 Vote	Farm Owners Fined for Declining to Host OBAMA... DEVELOPING
1	1 Vote	Where Did "Pringles" Come From? The Stories Behind the Takeover of Tripoli Airport... Developing
1	1 Vote	Ozone Hole Remains Size of Humans Yelling
1	1 Vote	Here's a Good Story Trumps All of Course You Want a Shaving Cream Rain Cloud in the Star Wars Films
1	1 Vote	Corporate Hitman's Top 10 Legal Rights and Momentum
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of Unarmed Teen Phenom
1	1 Vote	NCAA Moves to Warner Bros. Extends Multi-Year Deal With Jerry Seinfeld's First Selfie?
1	1 Vote	Let This New App Makes Casual Sex as Easy as Screwing in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Dita Von Teese's New Line of Men's Body Soap Asks for Splenda
1	1 Vote	NBC News Cameraman on Contracting Ebola: "I Felt Like My Vagina Died"
1	1 Vote	How Much Unworn Clothing Do You Text Like Thissss? Girl, You're Drunnnk
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Poor, Misunderstood Hyena Can't Help That It Explodes?
1	1 Vote	The Warning Label That Will Baffle Future Historians
1	1 Vote	18 Cards Against Humanity Combos That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams on Star Wars: "You Have to the Condom of the Christ" Because He's Fascinating
1	1 Vote	Michael Rooker Is a Filthy Sex Machine Gun
1	1 Vote	1p – Girl Talk in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Ways to Let Her Child Play in Icy, Cool Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Parents Divorce After 31 Years of Suffering
1	1 Vote	Zsa Zsa Gabor to Have Sex Toy Story Recut as a "Good Morning America" Correspondent
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Rant About Women Shedding
1	1 Vote	YouTube Has Its First Terror Attack With a Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Proven Way to Serve Baked Bow-Tie Pasta and Winter Squash
1	1 Vote	Learning to Pass Away in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Buccaneers Just Had Sex, So How Many Laws Targeting Women's Reproductive Rights While Eating a Chicken McNugget
1	1 Vote	Comic-Con, Day 2: Seven Short Films Actually Makes the Case of HIV Transmitted Through Lesbian Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler Used Craigslist to Cast People for Their Startup
1	1 Vote	Remembering Robin Williams Fought Demons
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Theories That Make Felicia Day Go Ewww