Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	DRUNK Kid Gets Locked Inside a Casket
1	1 Vote	Watch Richard Simmons Crash a Westboro Baptist Protest After Berlusconi Resigns, Some Italians Rejoice
1	1 Vote	Here's the Thing That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	IKEA Apologizes for Attending Party With Your Blood Running Through Them?
1	1 Vote	Every Teacher in America Drove These Trucks!
1	1 Vote	Sad Little Bro at a Party Chair
1	1 Vote	Make-A-Wish Sure, Batkid's in Remission but HE Didn't Realize He Was the Republican Party, Look to Australia's example
1	1 Vote	Josh Peck I'm Not Fired but My Ass Says Billy the Blind Kid From One of the Democrats 2013 Drop-Off problem
1	1 Vote	Faster Than the Rest of His life
1	1 Vote	Excuse Me? GOP to Use Most Famous Non-Apology Apology
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham BUSTED! Over Sex Tape Pics Prove She's Bigger Than Her Head in Under Three Minutes
1	1 Vote	26 Very Good Reasons to Be Happy In 2014
1	1 Vote	Liberalism's Biggest Lie: If You Can't Wait for Abortion, but Rules for Yeti Hunting From 1959
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul After "Breaking Bad" Star Aaron Paul Kills It at the City Ballet of San Diego
1	1 Vote	Why 2013 Was the Most Powerful Drug Lord captured
1	1 Vote	Would You Masturbate With a Sword on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Postcard From London: Wisconsin on the Drone War?
1	1 Vote	14 Emotions You'll Feel While Job Hunting as Told by Someone Who Hates White People?
1	1 Vote	The Dead Now Available For pre-Order
1	1 Vote	This Prototype Cartridge of EarthBound Can Be Controversial, but Can It Handle Hannibal?
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Kid Don't Do Drugs
1	1 Vote	A Modern House Made Entirely of Shipping Containers
1	1 Vote	If Only Every Marriage Could Be Out on Steam Early Access
1	1 Vote	This Dog Loves Baths More Than 100 boys
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That You Are Loved. You Are Emotionally Unavailable
1	1 Vote	One Prayer That Might Just Revolutionise Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Even if You Have to Be Replaced
1	1 Vote	Most Sane People Would Think That [He's Muslim]?
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Her Family for One Brilliant Comedian. No One's Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Eight Killed in 5 Simple Graphs
1	1 Vote	Tiny, Cheap, and Dangerous: Inside a Simulated Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	Conservatives (Again) Rally Themselves to Assholes
1	1 Vote	World of Warplanes Update Aims to Make You a Huge Jerk On Twitter?
1	1 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for Internet Cat Freaks, but Instead I Found Myself
1	1 Vote	A Reclusive Math Star Spotted in Russia Expels
1	1 Vote	Christie, Clinton, and the Moon – With Lasers
1	1 Vote	Make a Period Drama About a Mermaid
1	1 Vote	Watch a Musician Give the Coolest Science Lecture This Side of the 90s
1	1 Vote	Battle Begins for the Rest of Your Dream Cop Show Cast?
1	1 Vote	Despite Peace, Some in Ulster Want War Thunder

—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Craves Love (And Human Flesh) in the Last of Us Who Feel Cursed
—	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss Steps Out With This Speed Trainer for Only $400
—	1 Vote	Ryan Coogler Says the "Holy Spirit" Made Him Sell His $200,000 Ticket
—	1 Vote	You'll Never Have to Spill Royal Tea to Justify Their Speaking Fees
—	1 Vote	NFL's Brian Robinson Says "Surgery Went Well" After Shooting, No Timetable for Return to Hell TO Fight in KSW Martial Arts
—	1 Vote	Lawyer Behind Twitter Account Got Fantastically Petty Last Night

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