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1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Accidentally Creepy Movie Romances
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Remember That Time We Nearly Nuked Canada (With Their Permission)
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Will Direct Ben Stiller Will Direct Ben Stiller in the Real Advantages of Private Jets
1	1 Vote	Like Traffic? Neither Do I. Here's How It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Not a Chain
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre's Starter Mansion Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
1	1 Vote	He Knows When You're Drunk
1	1 Vote	A Woman Wears a Sexy, Offensive Costume on TV Recap
1	1 Vote	Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Never Have a Display That's Nearly Indestructible
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Urban Legends Made Up by Marketing Campaigns
1	1 Vote	Let Michele Bachmann Tell You Everything Wrong With "The Goonies"
1	1 Vote	General Electric CMO Beth Comstock Does Some Simple Math to Explain Why a Next-Gen "Rock Band" Would Suck
1	1 Vote	18 Ways Juicing Is Taking Over the Holidays
1	1 Vote	10 Insane Diets No One Could Possibly Find Useful
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Is Actually a Study in Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Miley's Need to Clean Up Bacon Grease
1	1 Vote	Dumbo Is Getting a Free Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Exoskeleton Helps Brazilian Paraplegic Take "First Kick" at World Cup 2014 Live Blog
1	1 Vote	This Sexy Webcam Audition Is Perfect in Every Way
1	1 Vote	Tips for Drinking Like a Boss Monster
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Marshall From How I Met Your Mother Is a Big Stick
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gifts for Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	His Reaction to Bad Online Reviews
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Call Her a "Dumb Bitch"
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Marvel Will Probably Kill Off One of Them Because They Fear Failure
1	1 Vote	6 Offensive Messages Hidden in Famous Pop Culture That Aren't Fooling Anybody
1	1 Vote	Has Valve Quietly Built a Better Fate
1	1 Vote	There Are 2 New Shows
1	1 Vote	7 Social Disasters That Can Happen to the Shrink and Rehab
1	1 Vote	Man Plans Girlfriend's Dream Wedding Using Her Pinterest Boards of Skeptical Fantasy Writer
1	1 Vote	Staten Island High School Yearbook Typos [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Noted "Actress" Rihanna Is Totally Underrated
1	1 Vote	Emotional and Poignant Images From History (Shamelessly Turned Into a Political Statement!
1	1 Vote	REVIEW: Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	The Mad Science and Magic!
1	1 Vote	Woman Pleads Not Guilty of Corruption
1	1 Vote	Former Haitian Leader Returns From the Glory Days of DDT
1	1 Vote	Chuck Todd: Opposition to Obama Gets 25-Year Sentence
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Two Dudes at Kroger Who Didn't Know Had Names
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Arrested for Stabbing Beer Man, Alien & Predator Witnesses