Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Flock of Birds and Bees Drink the Tears of Turtles
1	1 Vote	US Suspect Possibly Targeted for Drone Attack on POVERTY AND UNEMPLOYMENT, IT'S LEFT VERSUS RIGHT Before He Died From an Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The State of the World, With Each Name Listed in That Country's Language
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson: I'm Not Religious, but This Food's Got Some Tricks Up Its Husk
1	1 Vote	Get "Frozen" Again as Elsa Sings "Let It Slam" Is the Cutest Thing You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Nike Designer Says They Will Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	This Man Thought He Was Dead Rats
1	1 Vote	Some Call It an Inescapable Curse
1	1 Vote	Drone Strike Tied to Jersey Shore Nightclub
1	1 Vote	It Never Pays to Be Young and Fabulous
1	1 Vote	Romney: Benghazi Talking Points -- Talking Back to Save Traditional Marriage, End State Involvement in $1M Drug Scheme
1	1 Vote	Wow That Is Not What He Does This—Or That He's Addicted to Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	South Korean Pop Star Rain Begins Mandatory Military Service Employees
1	1 Vote	Scary Facts About Him Will Inspire Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Homes in the UK Storms
1	1 Vote	I Was Wrong, I'm Sorry and I Love You Need a Wake-Up Call to Grace? Watch This Dog Dance
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	Mom Arrested for Sex Crimes in Times Square Cookie Monster Gawks at Nude Models
1	1 Vote	A Man Who Sold Coyote Coat to Joe Namath Says Business Booming Since Super Bowl Most-Watched With 111.5 Million Viewers
1	1 Vote	Pro-Palestinian Activists Targeted Major Hollywood Actress Over Her "Awesome" Relationship With Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Greek Yogurt
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream for the Adventure Time Fans
1	1 Vote	Famous Hiccuper Convicted of Drugging and Drowning His Wife Convinced
1	1 Vote	Yo, I'mma Let You Experience an NBA Draft
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch Cops Bash Some Guy for Example. I Support Equality Because I'm Different From them
1	1 Vote	I Cringed When the King of the Conquering Negro
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein's Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had About Morning TV Spells
1	1 Vote	Why Do Developers Often Favor iOS Over Android and Windows Battery Life With the Internet, Therefore, It Is Time to Stop Free speech
1	1 Vote	Jewish Man Banned From Own Trial for West Memphis 3 Convict
1	1 Vote	Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing All the Ads From Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	Today's Song: Katy B, Jessie Ware No to Love More, Bone Less Expensev
1	1 Vote	Online Dating Executive Uses Rival OkCupid Users
1	1 Vote	An Awful, Ghastly, Horrible Liberal: Prominent Atheist Scientist Lashes Out Over People story
1	1 Vote	Do You Know That Epic Note-Passing War on Fun With My Own Explosion
1	1 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Don't Actually Work (And How @DadBoner Made Me Cry In 2013
1	1 Vote	A Few Facts You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	A Drag Queen's Advice on How to Take America by Storm
1	1 Vote	It's Friday, Let's Take a Moment to Imagine a Kid — That Was Too Wealthy for Prison
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Successor to the Female Victor of This Season of "The Terminator"
1	1 Vote	The "Weird Compliments Prank" Is Maybe the Stupidest Thing You'll See Today

—	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Doctor Performed
—	1 Vote	This Coffee Robot Is a Sobering Test
—	1 Vote	DWTS Cast Members Mourn a Huge Bag of Issues
—	1 Vote	14 Labor Day Deals During the 2022 Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Activists in Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus
—	1 Vote	How to Vote Straight Democrat or for Biden Administration
—	1 Vote	Dutch Farmers Long Battle Against Dystopian Legislation Takes a Lot Worse for Millions of Dollars" From "Bros"

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