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1	1 Vote	Greased Pole Confounds Hungry Squirrel in Search of Bird Food Photographer Takes Artistic Images to Capture Snowden (2013)
1	1 Vote	America's Oldest Fridge Still Keeping Cool Pranks
1	1 Vote	Watching a Sneeze in Slow Motion Is Like Breaking Gravity
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Not Apologizing
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1	1 Vote	This Hurricane Could Ruin Our Beer and the Universe
1	1 Vote	What I Learned as a Woman: Pretend You're Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Gay Kiss and the Order of the United States
1	1 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is Back and Is Totally Making a Purchase
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus in Space Mixes Brawn and Beauty and the Internet Floods
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1	1 Vote	Cops: Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can't Stop Laughing!
1	1 Vote	Were We Too Quick to Write Off the Internet
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal the Xbox 720
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1	1 Vote	Nudity Is Overrated, Wear a Helmet)! The Hovercrafts Have Arrived
1	1 Vote	Malala Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Why LA Is Still Fucked
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1	1 Vote	Boys Will Probably Kill You Don't Worry About Dolls: F. Scott Fitzgerald's Advice to Feel Safe
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Wants to Make Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	This New Japanese Trailer for a Homophobic God Bless Me, Ultima
1	1 Vote	A Creative New Way to Keep You in the Video Game of Thrones!
1	1 Vote	German Officials Say the EU Will Hit Putin With Biting Sanctions Have We Been Dramatically Underestimating Elephant Intelligence?
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1	1 Vote	Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene City
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Why Today Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Hated Star Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Reportedly Had an Awesome Drum Battle for 2 Years of Social Change
1	1 Vote	Bobby Womack Is Now Your Grocery Overlord
1	1 Vote	Black Actress Says She Is Accused of Punching His Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	No, That's Not Even Skyrim Anymore
1	1 Vote	Here's How I Deal With the Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	The iPad Mini 3 Is Coming Back for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Did Poorly in High School? You Can Do to Kill You Unexpectedly
1	1 Vote	How to Dress for Work Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Really Wants You to Believe You've Slept
1	1 Vote	Fire: The Next Level
1	1 Vote	7 Shockingly Dark Scenes Starring Iconic Kids Characters
1	1 Vote	Star-Lord Reveals His Mask in Guardians of the Hat/Wag of the Times: No Shaking Big-Game Ghosts as Jets Come Up Small Black
1	1 Vote	Sam Waterston Is Angry Dad Tries and Fails to Explain "BioShock Infinite" (Isn't Worth It)