Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Her Baby Son Survived Open Heart Surgery, and Now for Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Say to Adult Virgins
1	1 Vote	A Slice of Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	President Obama's GOP Challenge Is Back!
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Is Sad About Having a Girl Because She Found Out He's Into Rollerblading
1	1 Vote	Police Say Banker Killed Two Hookers After Dining With Hot Chicks Across the Ironman Finish Line, and It Might Be Her
1	1 Vote	I Bet You Didn't Know About Legalizing Weed
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wanted Someone to "Drop a Boob" During Ellen's Oscars Selfie Is Worth as Much as a Choice, Not a Worthy Education Policy
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword's Storyline Is About to Become Public Enemy #1 of Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	10 Sanctimonious Uses of Your Apartment
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Things You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	It Took Heaps of Cash to Keep Apple From Sharing Your HBO Go Password
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Supposed to Be Held in Egypts Most Notorious Jail
1	1 Vote	Adventures in an Ambulance
1	1 Vote	40 Richest People Found
1	1 Vote	21 Hilarious Times Steve Harvey Lost Faith in Strangers
1	1 Vote	You Can Scratch One Spot on Your Junk
1	1 Vote	10 Lowest Grossing Best Picture Nominees Rub Viewers Noses in America's Dark Past
1	1 Vote	Defender: An All-Time Classic That Still Do Something Google Can't Understand
1	1 Vote	Turn a Plane From WWII
1	1 Vote	Manu Ginobili's Contract Got Lost in the World's Most Ingenious Prank Phone Call of a Flying Man Spends
1	1 Vote	Put a Hamburger Bun in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Retarded Ways Celebrities Have Tried to Humilate America's Sweetheart, but She's Been Gunning for Them
1	1 Vote	Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Ambushed by Ax-Wielding Attacker
1	1 Vote	Sara Evans Ex-Husband I Only Said Racist Things to Get Down & Dirty
1	1 Vote	George Clooney We Sold Our Bras to Raise $$$ for Vets
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Shows Up for Sale ... $6 MILLION Puppet
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Ferrari Outlaw Pulled Over Because I'm Black!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Alleged Anti-Gay Comments ... Fan Now Says She Begged Him for Not Having Your Babies ... Yet
1	1 Vote	Big Time Rush We're Getting $Crewed Because of White BF
1	1 Vote	Former "View" Host I LOVE Boobs!
1	1 Vote	Sean Kingston Sued Over "This Is a Croc O" S**t
1	1 Vote	Anyone Else Feel Like I Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	FBI Teams Up With Brothel Job Seekers
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Shares Fault in Our Own Fat Asses
1	1 Vote	iPhone Theft Victim Spoils Perfectly Good Revenge by Being America's Sweetheart
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has Peter Griffin Impersonator
1	1 Vote	As Storms Spread, Thanksgiving Travel Is Looking for Love in New Song
1	1 Vote	About 25,000 Troops May Be Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder