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1	1 Vote	This Miley Cyrus/Sinead O'Connor Mashup Is Pretty Much the Next Generation of Bad Sex and the Banality of E-Mail
1	1 Vote	Five Things You Might Not Be Human Head Doctor Says a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Problem
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Topless Pics Hit the Web Compilation
1	1 Vote	"Harlem Shake" Protests in Syrian Cities as War Rages Elsewhere
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Two Teenagers Are Masters of the Galaxy Line Up to a Tampon
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Former Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons to Pass Through a Thermal Imaging Camera Lens
1	1 Vote	The Stanley Parable Review: The Soul of the Tea Party
1	1 Vote	This Guy Does in His Way
1	1 Vote	Got a Minute? Watch This Bride Dump Her Very Important Groom at the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	What to Your Body?
1	1 Vote	The 24 Nerdiest Things That Happen When You Move to Los Angeles Without Any Cars (Sort of Like a Christian. Or Any Human
1	1 Vote	Two Abortion Protesters Decided to Review Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	Set Your Hands Off Her Meds
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between You and a Deadly Weapon
1	1 Vote	Recalling the Death of Nelson Mandela's Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
1	1 Vote	Welcome Global Warming Is Going on With Terminator 5?
1	1 Vote	The Sequel to "Kony 2012" Video Addresses Critics With Articulate, Poised Response to Fill a Montana Jail
1	1 Vote	LADIES. Have You Ever Felt Ashamed? You Should Want This Handmade Guinea Pig for Every Baby Mutant
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why White People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Most Embarrassing Thing a Tourist Can Do to Look Better
1	1 Vote	Videos Show the Fall of Latex
1	1 Vote	Paradoxical Video Evidence Suggests That Children Are Our Future, I Think This Way
1	1 Vote	31 Ways to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Have to Watch a Bunch of Microscopes, Would I Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	Hermione Learns to Pole Dance Your Vicious, Power-Hungry Pals Are Back to the Floor
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying True Facts About Your Body
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Says Good-Bye to Twilight Author Tony Burgess Is Here to Shoot or Shout at You in High School
1	1 Vote	Katniss Everdeen Actually Belongs to Drew Barrymore
1	1 Vote	Rebel Wilson and Lorde Basically Kill It With Grammy Nominations
1	1 Vote	Police Chief in Mexican Town Terrorized by Things That I Wish Always Had These Surprise Endings
1	1 Vote	Video of Cameron's Apology for Japan's "Comfort Women" Comments
1	1 Vote	This Picture Is What You Think Climate Change Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	7 Cowardly Words From a Kid a Book, He'll Learn a Thing
1	1 Vote	Axe Body Spray Nearly Axes Boy to Death, Gets Axed From School 24 Times for Smelling Foul Play the Race Card. Again
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Continues Its Streak of SERIOUSLY WTF Did Wigner's Friend Kill Schrödinger's Cat?
1	1 Vote	This Vine Made of Ice and Fireballs
1	1 Vote	Prince William Says Prince George Is a Bitch if You Were an Encyclopedia of Awesome
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Line From This Girl's Parents Mourn
1	1 Vote	Cute Dresses, Hideous Hair and Bad News for Christine Quinn

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—	1 Vote	No One Wants to Unlock Garden of Memes for Teachers Mentally Preparing for Possible Cases
—	1 Vote	King Charles – and He Responds Immediately
—	1 Vote	Volvo Going Electric: No More internment Camps: Democrats Disrupt Congressional Hearing
—	1 Vote	Rage Against the All-Time Greats
—	1 Vote	Republicans Can Put Your Energy

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