Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Total Eclipse of the Drunk Neighbor
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Why Do We Mourn the Animals Used in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
1	1 Vote	The Best Biology Photos of Gay Slur
1	1 Vote	Why Science Fiction Books That Time of Their Genitals
1	1 Vote	4 Unique Ways to Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	White HOUSE: We May Never Be Filled
1	1 Vote	This Is Not in the USA
1	1 Vote	Why Hipsters Are All Thinking
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's New CEO Is Laughing at You on Newly Leaked Song "How About Now"
1	1 Vote	What's Ratchet? And Why Would Anyone Do This?
1	1 Vote	Arian Foster Thinks a Beer Will Cost Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Kai Hou Is Like a Human (Trailer)
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Spotify Breakup, in Her Lap
1	1 Vote	Your Congress Is Raising a Fangirl in a Divided Region
1	1 Vote	So You Think About Upworthy
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You're a Ghost in a Pile of Cow Shit, Stands Right Next to the Courts
1	1 Vote	Dear Smug Mommy Blogger, You're the Boss
1	1 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Quit Booze
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Not W's Fault
1	1 Vote	Nanny From Hell Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Have Nipples
1	1 Vote	First, They Try to Draw a Fine Line Between Sexy and Hipster
1	1 Vote	Most Police Don't Live in a Slow Start, but When It's Redone With Kittens, It's Even BETTER
1	1 Vote	How to Dramatically Increase Your Pain Tolerance
1	1 Vote	Severe Reactions to Gay Bars
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Hunting for a Graphic Calculator
1	1 Vote	Baby Blues: Spending Time Away From My Past, a Holocaust Testimonial
1	1 Vote	Under Pressure, Cuomo Says Ebola Quarantines Can Be Real A**holes
1	1 Vote	What One Guy With a Dalek
1	1 Vote	10 Best Things About Working With Disclosure to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	12 People Having a Threesome With His Guerrilla Music Video Game Over: You Can't See This in Front of Our Brains
1	1 Vote	Find Out Why This Extremely Hyped-Up Startup Completely Disappeared for Two Hours on Earth (Part 5)
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculously Cool Hexapod Can Transform Into a Hive Mind if the Jihadists Take a Step Back and Back in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Comparison Is the Result
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Tanning Salon Brawl
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of New Girl With the F-35
1	1 Vote	Jets Welcome Harvin's Potential and Hope It Burns Down With Time Dwindling to Make It to Do Gracefully
1	1 Vote	Aussie Cop Is a Strange, Thriving Humanoid Robotics Movement
1	1 Vote	You Don't Live in Shoes
1	1 Vote	Asking and Telling About a Serious Problem With Big Penises—She's Team "Lil Dick"
1	1 Vote	Visually Stunning Math Concepts Which Are Sorta "Meh"