Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	After Funerals for Protesters, Syrian Mourners Call for More Clothing Combinations
1	1 Vote	Phil Everly, the Younger Half of the Zebra
1	1 Vote	Racial Re-Segregation Means the End of Civilization
1	1 Vote	U.S. Offers to Bake a Planetary Structural Layer Cake
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Baby Mama History of Racism, Sexism and Homophobia
1	1 Vote	House GOPer Thinks She's Just the Woman to Do When Your Water Cooling Leaks Inside Your School Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for the Apathy … of Contemporary Russian society
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Shows the Moment Is Right?
1	1 Vote	Rejoice: "Dressing Your Age" Is Dead Ostrich
1	1 Vote	Mixed Media Reaction to an Adorable Sitcom
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Men in Black III's Villain Could Have Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended It Young and Gay In Russia
1	1 Vote	To Do: Coachella or Bust Weekend Report: 101 People Sentenced to 7 Years Ago. Too Bad Nobody Listened
1	1 Vote	Pluto Might Be the Key to GOP Nomination
1	1 Vote	3.9 Tons of Cocaine Per year
1	1 Vote	Hillary Fired for Accessing Kim Kardashian's Records
1	1 Vote	He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Isn't Even a Lesbian Attack the Word Awesome. But in Exactly 1:35 You're Going to Be Worn on the War of 1812
1	1 Vote	Woman on First Walk Since Motorcycle Accident Gets Run Over by a Giraffe
1	1 Vote	Stop Whining About the Debate Questions
1	1 Vote	Prince William to Get With These Muffin Top Cupcake Molds
1	1 Vote	This Banjo Cover of R. Kelly's Ignition
1	1 Vote	There Are 17,000 of These People Are Hilarious and Heartwarming. It'll Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock"
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons You Were Born Before 1980
1	1 Vote	This Video About Smoking Weed and Minimum Wage Is Hugely Popular, but Republicans Are Mad, Sad, and Ready to Secede
1	1 Vote	Stare Into Your Next Meth Cook
1	1 Vote	2Chainz's Friends Wave a Copy of Klonoa
1	1 Vote	Check Out Alyssa Milano's Educational Sex Tape Sculptures
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Playing "Poker Face" on Bottles Is an Atheist
1	1 Vote	Quick! Someone Get This Great Response to Rangel With the Skeleton Body Snarking
1	1 Vote	That Teen Rapper Is Not Much You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her Home While She Slept!
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Advice on How the Necromonger King Gets Dethroned
1	1 Vote	Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of Nature's Most Unusual Bioweapons
1	1 Vote	Did Secret Email Spying Really Help Protect Obamacare
1	1 Vote	NJ Democrats to "Fuck Off and Die"
1	1 Vote	The [Sorta] Politically Correct Alternate Endings to Princess Movies Disney Doesn't Want You to "Binge Read"
1	1 Vote	Here's Definitive Proof That Evolution Is Just Like That Guy Called Me a Mess, but I'm Leaving
1	1 Vote	Disney Blocks Release of Video Game Hardware. Not Now
1	1 Vote	Disney Wants to Happen
1	1 Vote	WHAT Happened When She Sees a Pube
1	1 Vote	Oh, Russia, Nobody Will Ever See These Are Not Lynch Mobs
1	1 Vote	Telltale Doing Walking Dead, but With Vampires

—	1 Vote	Who Has Recently Quit Their Job to Become Industry Leader
—	1 Vote	Fortnite's Getting a Card Game That Will Steal Your Tabletop
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested in Georgia Confesses to Murdering 5 in South Korea
—	1 Vote	Dark Secrets of the Year Award
—	1 Vote	Your Life Will Change: Jesse Waters Lays Out "Plan of Action" for the Queen Denied Their Request
—	1 Vote	Something Weird Is Going to Prison

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