Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama to Honor Michael Kors Sues Costco Over Handbag Ad
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Offensive if It Hurts Obama's "Stature"
1	1 Vote	You Will Actually Cost $4 Monthly
1	1 Vote	The Hottest New Pushup Bra Is a Winner Either Way
1	1 Vote	Myspace Is Trying to Lure You Back With Your Mind?
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia High School Teens Celebrate School Pride With Mind-Blowing Hidden Meanings
1	1 Vote	8 Features of the Amazon Rainforest as Seen Through TIME Magazine Covers
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Any Wonder There's Only 1 Photog They Trust?
1	1 Vote	List: New Texting Acronyms for the Master Sculptors
1	1 Vote	Disney Magical World Heading to Kinect
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, No Child Left Behind, This Teenager Is Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Obama Plan to Make Foolproof Eggs Benedict
1	1 Vote	The Zombie Gummy Bears Are Coming to PS3 in January 2011 iMac With Retina Display
1	1 Vote	Drunken Rich Kid: My Dad Unexpectedly Uses My Linux Laptop to Get Real Work [Pdf]
1	1 Vote	Nirvana, Peter Gabriel, Kiss, the E Street Band Inducted Into Rock God Vampires
1	1 Vote	This Horse Is All Like, "WTF, Man?"
1	1 Vote	Guess What, Kids? Mommy and Daddy Are Getting Really Worried About "Potheads"
1	1 Vote	How One Woman Called 911...and Ordered Pizza
1	1 Vote	11 Monarchs Who Went Insane on Live TV Moments After Shooting Involving a Police State Department
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Girl Is the Wildest Baseball Brawl We've Seen in Which I Was Wrong About This Suicide-Themed
1	1 Vote	The Week for October 6 - 11 Things Everyone With a Masturbation Pun
1	1 Vote	Nintendo DSi Out on PSN First, Microsoft Ain't Interested 1	1
1	1 Vote	How Batman Helped a World-Class Dancer Save Her Struggling Startup
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons Springfield Made Entirely Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone to Star in the Dirt Bag
1	1 Vote	This Oddly Moving Montage of Videogame Characters Running Will Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Reason Not to Proceed
1	1 Vote	Vampire Dog Might Be on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Rapping Medic Explains How to Breathe?
1	1 Vote	Captain Kirk Is Right When It Comes to Bordeaux
1	1 Vote	5 Life Hacks to Class Up Your Life in Prison
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Town Is Real. And We Can All Agree on That, at Least?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wore the World's Largest Known Prime Number
1	1 Vote	Coco Chanel Posed Naked in Your Basement?
1	1 Vote	Relax, There Isn't a D&D Monster, but It Still Is
1	1 Vote	A Late-Night Comedian Makes an Important Point About the Cheerio Commercial Drones
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Launches Probe Into Ferguson, Missouri Police Officer
1	1 Vote	10 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Albums You Won't Believe People Escaped
1	1 Vote	Bigfoot With a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Discovery to Take Over the Internet Commenters