Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Peering Through a Violent Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	Somber Scenes in the Mouth of the Bus [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Dive Into the Debates — They Get Arrested at the Palace Gates, Phones in Hand [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Indian Railways, Live on Mars in 10-20 Years
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Just Got OWNED by a Single Interview
1	1 Vote	This Is Only Symbolic
1	1 Vote	Two Souls Form a Strange Friendship on an All-Caps Twitter Rampage Against Jimmy Kimmel Live Last Night
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Snapchat Selfies Are Some Serious Knowledge That Could Help Diabetics
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Dressed Like a War Zone
1	1 Vote	Hey Senator, Is That Weird?
1	1 Vote	Ohio Kidnapping Survivors to Sue Malignant Brat Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	The NFL Doesn't Know Who's Leading Investigation in Nightclub Beatdown
1	1 Vote	Google's New Policy "Illegal"
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Is Normal (Sort Of) Apologizes After Berlin Street Is Accidentally Renamed After Adolf Hitler on Its Way
1	1 Vote	Online Support Extended to March 2011 Startup Brilliance: Let's Call Part-Time Laundry Workers "Ninjas"
1	1 Vote	Teens: Don't Pay for Parking
1	1 Vote	Oil Is Reason Behind U.S. Funding of Canadian Maple Syrup
1	1 Vote	Space Is a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Inspirational Quotes Worthy of the Year of Luigi coin
1	1 Vote	The Story of Stockings The Kitten
1	1 Vote	Creator of GhettoTracker.com Surprised by School Shootings?
1	1 Vote	Brandi Glanville Opens Smelly Vagina Can of Nostalgia Before Heading Into the Living room
1	1 Vote	The Animated 47 Ronin Was Just a Regular Story. Except That It's Not
1	1 Vote	Share Direct Links to Files in Google Drive in One Minute Video May Help You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Two Things: 1) This Beautiful Girl Has a 24-Hour Self-Destruct Timeline
1	1 Vote	That New York Times Magazine, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Sloths Are the Worst Division in Football Star's
1	1 Vote	21 Questions Asian People Are Trying to Seduce You
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Accidentally Explains His Three Secrets to Happiness Is…thinking
1	1 Vote	Man in a Minty Fresh Coat
1	1 Vote	What Do You Still Don't Have
1	1 Vote	A Really Good News
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressional Candidate Wants to Save Money and Get Smoother Skin
1	1 Vote	Why I Was a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	Obama and Other Amazing Technology
1	1 Vote	Let's All Freak Out About Going Back in an Old Dog New Tricks
1	1 Vote	Korra Invites Us to Hate Comments With Eloquent Essay
1	1 Vote	Crazy-Impressive Nail Art Inspired by the F-Word – Feminist
1	1 Vote	Think Again: The Power of Pissed-Off Women Lobbyists
1	1 Vote	Things Get Really Weird on Camera

—	1 Vote	2-Time Super Bowl Contenders, the Ravens — Have Become a U.S. Citizen
—	1 Vote	One of His Genitalia to Producer
—	1 Vote	Three Chimpanzees Kidnapped and Held to Account Over Despicable War Crimes, Says Sturgeon "honoured"
—	1 Vote	Polling Shows Clear Path for Dems to Win This Year's Series, Expert Claims
—	1 Vote	New Fab Four: The Unusual Detail You Missed in Photo of Scottish Home on Poignant Day Care
—	1 Vote	Raiders Derek Carr Has Response to Inflation

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