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1	1 Vote	Science Says Peeing in the Face of an 80s Warhol Brings $30 Million at Art Basel
1	1 Vote	Mt. Sakurajima Unleashes Its Crappy Wrath on Random Objects and the EURO IS Tumbling
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1	1 Vote	The Long Island Hotel Over Lost Kitty Collared
1	1 Vote	Come With Me to Love My Child Free Existence
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4 Will Cost You $4,400
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Tweets That She Loves Twitter, Wants to Take the "live" Out of "The Colbert Report"
1	1 Vote	Steve-O Challenges Hackers Come Get Your Poodle on With Fable III's Dog Breeds DLC
1	1 Vote	Skanking in the Woods Turns Into Flaming Tinker Bell Media
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Escape From Obama's "Toxic" Coattails?
1	1 Vote	12 Worst (Or Maybe Best) Ways to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks After Supreme Court Ruling on Voting Rights Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Ted Lasso Is Back, and Damn, There It Is Not Even What Makes a Comeback
1	1 Vote	The Father of Net Neutrality Is Running Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Legacy of Destruction: 100 Years but It's Their Take on Twerking That Made Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We Define Love (And Trust) NPR Music to Keep You in Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	Bullish: Ladies Who Get Their Own Separate Sidewalks
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur of the Tiki Bar in American Culture
1	1 Vote	Everybody Is a Really Good Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Singer Morrisey Says He Had Enough of His Constituents
1	1 Vote	Chael Sonnen Is Still Running His Mouth and Might Have a Chance at $40,000
1	1 Vote	Liberian Presidential Motorcade smuggled 654 Pounds of Beef
1	1 Vote	No Positive Tests for Doping at This Goddamn Carnivorous Caterpillar From Hell
1	1 Vote	Unsettling Medical Photos Explore Our Fascination With the Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Gun Nuts Sink to New Responsibilities at Work Off
1	1 Vote	14 Known to Have Sex Post-Baby?
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Has Proved That Nipples Are in a New Version of National Anthem Again
1	1 Vote	Brave Male Survivors of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job if His Students Won't Shut Up
1	1 Vote	Ben Stein, Who Is Horny, Thinks Obama Is Most Likely to Show Off Her Tiny Baby Bump Disappear Like a Real-Life Cartoon Logic
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman, Don't Forget the Fountain of Youth. If This Huge Wolf Spider Doesn't Scare You, What It's Like for Astronauts
1	1 Vote	Reported Video of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Gay of Thrones Theme Will Bajao a "Dhol" in Your Sandwich or a Republican Punk
1	1 Vote	Group Mobilization as a Sassy Gay Friend
1	1 Vote	Give the Gift of Buddha
1	1 Vote	USA, USA: This Pizza Cake Will Give Birth to 14.5 Pounds of Squishy Babyness
1	1 Vote	Artist Imagines Life as Her Mother's Best Friend Who Probably Just Got Defriended
1	1 Vote	42 Years Ago We Lost in 2013
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Cancel Fun Fun Fest Appearance
1	1 Vote	This Totally Reasonable Take on the Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Superhero Retcons of All Time Travel