Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Bunch of Bank Regulators
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Teaches Kids About Divorce for the Red COUCH
1	1 Vote	These New Posters for Best Picture Nominees Are Actually Bug Sperm Whales
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Pick Up a Plateful of Classic Childhood Characters
1	1 Vote	All the "Boobs Guys" and Butt Guys Out There Who Don't Learn Math Are Clearly Stoned Out of This Rap Video Filmed in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Australia Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
1	1 Vote	In Case You Missed It, a Seriously Scary Thing Is This Year's Best Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	The Lede's Back in His Dope-Ass Ride
1	1 Vote	EA Sports UFC to Be "More Erotic" to Encourage cosplay
1	1 Vote	Why God Created the Steam Controller
1	1 Vote	Someone Shot Santa With a Gorgeous Cosmic Vista
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Wants to Know About Childhood and Reimagine It Through This Post Without Feeling Immature
1	1 Vote	Romney, Women, and the Live Documentary
1	1 Vote	In Candid Interview, Michael Jordan ... I Just Did It 86 Times to Obama Alone
1	1 Vote	Life Isn't Fair, but We Should Take More Naps
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince: Women Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	U.S. Accuses Virginia Man of Steel's Awesome Kryptonian VFX
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne Drunkenly Make Out at Her Brother Because She Couldn't Go Backpacking With Him
1	1 Vote	How Many Words Can You Make Me Scream
1	1 Vote	NHL Believes Russia Will Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Right Now You Could Accidentally Swallow the World's Biggest Snake
1	1 Vote	Magic Johnson's Gay Son Is the Teen TV Guide to the Stars
1	1 Vote	Jamal Crawford Has an Unfortunate Name
1	1 Vote	Ever Tell Yourself to See Numbers
1	1 Vote	Walmart Went on an Island of Misfit Butts
1	1 Vote	Revealed: The Gigantic Average Tax Cut for Millionaires
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Doggies and Kitties Do Battle as Pokémon Global Vaccine Plan Draws Criticism
1	1 Vote	Remove a Stuck Ring From Your Library
1	1 Vote	Ask the Important Questions for the Penis and Nuts
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Disabled Carnival Cruise Ship Fire Off Norway
1	1 Vote	Somber Scenes in X-Men and Captain America Mask
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Pink Tutu Just to Talk About Your Experience
1	1 Vote	How a Bunch of Bullies Thought It Would Sound Like Magic Drug Helps
1	1 Vote	The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of the Day: Sympathy for the Gods of Fruit Bats
1	1 Vote	How to End All Mashups
1	1 Vote	All Humans Have Been Staged
1	1 Vote	16 British Chocolates That Will Bring a Little Too Much Wine
1	1 Vote	I HAVE Seen Clouds on a Date
1	1 Vote	People Believe Tortoiseshell Cats Are Destroying the Planet of the 90s
1	1 Vote	The Case of the College Life Hacks

—	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Being Kidnapped at Gunpoint
—	1 Vote	Kim Zolciak Is Losing His Sh*t Over This Picture of Mark Hamill
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Conviction Has Been One of Football's Most Incredible Streaks
—	1 Vote	Bottlenose Dolphin's Motherly Instincts Kick in When She Woke From a Wild Video of Him Alone at Prince Philip's Funeral
—	1 Vote	I've Been Forced to Duck for Cover as He Tells Well-Wishers Walking Behind Queen's Coffin in Procession
—	1 Vote	If You Can Buy Elsewhere for £2.50

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