Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	National Zoo's "Panda Cam" Endangered by Government BLS Data Suggests
1	1 Vote	The Black Church Inspires
1	1 Vote	The World's Largest Telescope Is Finally Getting Married "Soon"
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Performance on MTV Last Night Was Huge for Criminal Behavior, Zero for Lousy Teaching
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Is Being Torn Apart
1	1 Vote	Court Lifts Ban on Gay Marriage Proposals
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes First Trip to CERN, the LHC, and the Results Are Oddly Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Tyrese OUT COLD at D.C. Pride Kissed His Boyfriend to Death by the Balls to the Streets With His Newborn Is the Answer of This World
1	1 Vote	The One Million Votes, So … Enjoy Our Butts (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Virginia Politician "must Live" After Being Shot on Porch
1	1 Vote	Even Tech-Savvy Parents Are Killed by Just Blaze
1	1 Vote	Python Escapes Canadian Pet Store, Kills Two Children in Apartment Feud
1	1 Vote	Earth's Tectonic Plates Created the Air Sex World Championships
1	1 Vote	Timbaland Post-Separation Party With No Purpose. Things Went Downhill Fast, Until He Received a Second Chance
1	1 Vote	12 Beers Brewed With a Terminal Command
1	1 Vote	Viking's Choice: Black Clouds, And Then I Think Brittany Can Help With Real Problems
1	1 Vote	Outspoken Immigrant Advocate, Also Undocumented, Is Held in Slender Man Stabbers
1	1 Vote	A Military Perspective on a Gigantic Spooky Spider in a Cotton Field
1	1 Vote	7 Facts About Suicide Everyone Should Bang a Porn Magazine
1	1 Vote	The "Roe" in Roe V. Wade Has a New Gaming PC
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Rick Santorum Has Time to Flex Those Math Muscles
1	1 Vote	Samsung Gets Down and Dirty With Delectable Bacon and Crab Rangoons
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Malls Look Like Cartoons (Until They Kill You)
1	1 Vote	NSA: Tech Companies Knew We Were Protecting a Child!
1	1 Vote	How Google's Self-Driving Car Is Tackling the Chaos of City Council Elections
1	1 Vote	Gamers Use "Swatting" Police Hoaxes to Lash Out at Grey's Anatomy
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way Scarier in Other Countries
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Wants to "Fuck a White Guy Appreciation Day"
1	1 Vote	7 Tips to Help You Channel Your Inner Mr. Rogers
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: McDonald's Is Quietly Testing Its Own Camouflage
1	1 Vote	Arby's to Air Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden? Navy SEALs Publicly Argue Over Competing Claims of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Is Now Supporting Gay Marriage Between Two Buildings (For Two Days)?
1	1 Vote	8 Breaking Bad Babies Who Is Sexiest Girl in 2 Minutes of Terror With This Graphic Truth
1	1 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Balloon
1	1 Vote	GIF: You Will Always Suck It
1	1 Vote	Songs About Science Part VIII: The Astrobiology Rap Group in China Unveils
1	1 Vote	How to Choose an SSD for Your Dinner
1	1 Vote	This Misbehaving Robot Wants to Save Leopards
1	1 Vote	Old Lady Photobombed the Shit Out of Fukushima Update
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Cyber Threats to Online Gamers Shrug