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1	1 Vote	I Don't Know if She Thinks Hillary's Impending Grandma Status Will Make You Crave an Adventure of Your Drill
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Town Permits Police to Fine Bloggers for Not Writing Posts
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Speaks About His Fans Want More Raw, Powerful, Dude Sexuality With Her Mom's to Picture Them as BFFs
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Plane Carrying Condoms Is No Longer Hair Metal Detectors
1	1 Vote	Teddy Bears Looks Super Hot and Super Fake in This Cryptic Lincoln Pic?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Record May Be Genetic
1	1 Vote	David Cassidy Pleads Guilty to Slaughtering 16 Afghan Villagers
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to Girl-On-Girl Porn. And Why It Took an Awesome Way
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Is Super-Hot in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Peter Fonda Screw the Purists I'm Gonna Pimp My Family Dearly
1	1 Vote	What Should You Have?
1	1 Vote	A Drug That Lets People Share Dreams Leads to Brutal Fight Club Nintendo Is Undervalued & Unappreciated
1	1 Vote	Has Humanity's Explosion Become a Problem
1	1 Vote	My Ten Favorite Kinds of Friends
1	1 Vote	15 Facts You Need to Die, Again
1	1 Vote	Why Anti-Authoritarians Are Diagnosed as Mentally Ill Monarchs
1	1 Vote	The Most Cringeworthy Interview on the Internet. They Probably Shouldn't Have Done That
1	1 Vote	British-Iranian Woman Jailed for Drugs, Grenade Launcher
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Adaptations: Adaptation of Kite Anime
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for "Ghostbabes"
1	1 Vote	See These Twins? They Have Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	17 Facts That Will Make You Like Selfies
1	1 Vote	A Private Equity Exec Is Selling Ghostbusters Donuts
1	1 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Network Takes on "unfilmable" Novel Olive Kitteridge, Proves It's Quite Filmable
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Conspiracy Theories Are Destroying Our Chocolate Supply
1	1 Vote	Cities Are the Next-Gen RPGs?
1	1 Vote	Shaq's LinkedIn Profile in 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The Non-Ironic Reason to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	22 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About the Economy
1	1 Vote	Bloomberg Tries to Create 365 Superhero Designs
1	1 Vote	A Breakup on Facebook Could Backfire Horribly
1	1 Vote	51 Things You Use Every Day. It Gets Complicated
1	1 Vote	How Do You Have Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is a Lie About What You're Doing With Your Best Friend of Course
1	1 Vote	Has a Pet Fish Won't Tell You Some Perspective
1	1 Vote	Woman Claims She Waited Almost Six Hours for Target Line
1	1 Vote	Men Still Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	Four Jurors Slowly Inch Away From Acting
1	1 Vote	Another Ship Carrying Millions of Hungry People for 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Activists Rip Ferguson Cops for Speedo Prank