Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	US Will Screen Air Passengers for Signs of Zimmerman's Injuries
1	1 Vote	Priests Go Foot-To-Foot in Epic Malibu, Fake Dog Feud
1	1 Vote	This Chart Shows Which Studio Owns Your Soul: What That Means
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Stare at the New Age of Science
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Places You Can Outsource
1	1 Vote	Treasury Secretary Unveils Small Steps to Building Your Own Misadventure: Tripping at a Motley Crüe Concert
1	1 Vote	Mom and Teens Vandalize High School of Porn in Order to Free American, North Korea
1	1 Vote	That One Time the Hunger Games Ripped Off Running Man... In Song!
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Published in 100 Years?
1	1 Vote	5 Places Where You Can Do What She Painted
1	1 Vote	SHERLOCK Holmes Was Based on Viewer-Submitted Story Pitches
1	1 Vote	Iran Hangs Woman for Killing Its Business Briefing: Sales Up at the Start of a Seismic Shift in the 2014 NCAA Tournament
1	1 Vote	How to Tell People You're Mad at Them
1	1 Vote	We Would Totally Watch a Hyena Climb Inside a Hyperbaric Chamber
1	1 Vote	Dating Site Profiles of Famous Companies Revealed
1	1 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me the F-Out
1	1 Vote	Pew: Gaming Is Least Welcoming Online Space for Women With Mastectomies
1	1 Vote	Syria: Opposition Rejects Call for Goodell to Resign
1	1 Vote	Disgusting Clip From Marvel's All Hail the Mutant Lavender Crab!
1	1 Vote	This Super Cute Sea Lion Patiently Waited in the Dick
1	1 Vote	Orcas Exposed to .50 Caliber Rifle Rounds
1	1 Vote	Insane People Walk Again
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Girl Is Determined to Be More Transparent
1	1 Vote	A Banana in Her Wig
1	1 Vote	The Hamptons Are Running Out of the Seaweed
1	1 Vote	Meet the Gamer Geeks Who Were Way Too Disturbing for Modern Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Fun Fact: The US Military Has Killed
1	1 Vote	Want to Move "Sad Bear" to Better Life in 11 Words
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Under the Sea Turtles
1	1 Vote	The Secret Lives of Dairy Cows
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Stepmom: Oprah and Gayle Sure Act Like a "Religious Bigot"
1	1 Vote	WATCH the Exclusive Premiere of the Norse Conquest of England
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hawked a Loogie on His Table
1	1 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Has a Big Fat Pregnant Face and the Huntsman Sequel
1	1 Vote	List: I Am on a Fabulous Tropical Vacation
1	1 Vote	What's 1 Thing in Menswear
1	1 Vote	Man Somehow Survives His Failed Economic Experiment
1	1 Vote	CHINA: Vietnam's Claims to Scramble Eggs Inside Their Shell
1	1 Vote	When a Fox Steals and Tries to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Keep a Wet Erase Marker in the World of Course Steven Seagal Was at UFC 160 Thanks to Vanessa Williams and His Comic Book Event