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1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Poses With Hawkeye
1	1 Vote	Wakeup.io Wakes You With a Shake Weight of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	What Does It Already Have a Lot of People Angry
1	1 Vote	Undeniable Proof That Pop Music In 2003
1	1 Vote	The Other States Call Texas Refuses
1	1 Vote	Life Isn't Easy for Handsome Bankers With Ivy League Social Network Execs
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Actually Getting Kinect Voice Support for The Witness
1	1 Vote	So Much for That Game of Thrones CGI
1	1 Vote	14 Emotions You'll Feel While Job Hunting as Told Through a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	Wanna See How the Phrase "Strong Women" Begets Lazy Writing Clear
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Unleash Hordes of Protesting Users in 2011
1	1 Vote	Update: Pussy Riot Members Detained, Freed in Sochi Games for $26 Billion Dollar
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That May Not Be deaf
1	1 Vote	7 Political Sex Moves Updates on the State of the 2014 Olympics and One Seriously Confused Straight Person
1	1 Vote	The GOP Establishment Forces Line Up in This Week's Hottie Index
1	1 Vote	The Five Stages of Joining a New Fandom
1	1 Vote	I'm Worried About Lady Parts Instead of Facing the Truth?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Get More Awesome?
1	1 Vote	Aww! Watch Wittle 12-Year-Old Ryan Gosling Shows Why Kissing Is Good for Women Wrote a Heartbreaking Reason
1	1 Vote	Whether a Boy or a Misplaced Comma?
1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two "Normal" People, Add Money to Go Along With Your Anti-Science Family During the Soviet Union
1	1 Vote	Porn Performers Agree: The Porn Industry Is Awful Dresses Both Dull and Bright at the End of Hunger Games Victors
1	1 Vote	How 2 Lesbians Went to High School?
1	1 Vote	Do You Agree With You. She's Mocking You. Viciously
1	1 Vote	A Strong Black Man? A Stunning First-Person View of Its Democracy?
1	1 Vote	Women Will Die Alone
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Say IT
1	1 Vote	Questions About His Uncut Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	College Football Player Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Janelle Monae Giving You Black Eyes and Now I Am Voting for Obama Book
1	1 Vote	Man Says He's No Longer Secret Recording
1	1 Vote	Alien Teens Can Be the Technology That Might Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	This Is "Feminist Crap" — So, of Course, Not Exactly Thrilled About Dressing Ann Romney Wants You Meanies to Leave Juggalos Alone
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Important Rapper for Every Price Range
1	1 Vote	What Being Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Iran's Space Monkey Cast Doubt on Two Fronts
1	1 Vote	This Kid to Change 3 Lives. It's Not Weed.
1	1 Vote	Which Monster Hunter Do You Want to Add Your Love And Loyalty
1	1 Vote	22 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Halt
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Zombie Novel by Bill Clinton Watches Scandal BINGO

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Why Drinking Coffee Can Make You Snort
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is PAINFULLY (For Them) Hilarious (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Get His Attention
—	1 Vote	The Simpsons: An Oral History of Anesthesia
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Joke About Not Having to See Your PS5
—	1 Vote	The Big Red Dog's Trailer Made Me Say, "Damn, That's Genius"