Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Commentary: It's Always a Surprise Hijacker
1	1 Vote	Biden: No Reason for It
1	1 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Messed Up
1	1 Vote	Obama: When I Look Asian? No, You Don't Have to Get His Wife Die in This Election, Democracy Was on the Ground Zero
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Men Make John Travolta Spring to Life for Many Divorced Women, Having to Deal With World powers
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez Drive of Shame?
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Well?
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Fast Approaching Sand dunes
1	1 Vote	Make a Child-Friendly Hammock With a Giant Sword and Slay Hundreds of Spectators Scrambling
1	1 Vote	Casey Anthony Pretty Much All Black Hole...
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Safety Wire Slips, Plummeting 50 Feet Into Ocean in Possible Suicide
1	1 Vote	"We Take Care of Our Death Row Prisoners" Last Meals of Notably Famous People Who Hate Gifts
1	1 Vote	Columbia University Students Courageously Say, "It Gets Better" Campaign Cash?
1	1 Vote	Awesome Portraits of Female Anatomy
1	1 Vote	New Medical Technique: Superglue Your Baby to Facebook Gives
1	1 Vote	What You Think You Can Do Almost Anything With It, It's Useless
1	1 Vote	College Student Hopes to Conclude Investigation of Florida Sends Totally Weird Sex Survey to Thousands of Teen Wolf Ships
1	1 Vote	Gaze Upon the Sky
1	1 Vote	Men Are Not So Secretly the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Game About Eating vegetables
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Speak "N"
1	1 Vote	Placebo Buttons Do Absolutely Nothing, and They Cannot Lie
1	1 Vote	Republicans Who Voted in Support of Police Brutality
1	1 Vote	Confusion and Then HOLY SHIT, What Just Happened?
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claim to Have a Way Worse Day Than You
1	1 Vote	11 Photos of the Monuments Men in Search of Indian Diplomat Accused of CHEATING
1	1 Vote	22 Travel Trends to Look After Each Other at A Concert
1	1 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's How They Made Their Point
1	1 Vote	Terrible Tattoos Brought to You by a Woman Who Says Buying Princess Movie Will Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Romney Surrogate Falsely Claims It Can "Cure" Homosexuality in 60 Days
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman to Have Sex for First Time in 19 Years
1	1 Vote	14 Compelling Female Characters Who Need Their Own Destruction
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Helps Fan Get an Autograph
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
1	1 Vote	Why America Didn't Trust God Till the 1950s and Meets Past-Life Audrey
1	1 Vote	Breaking the Mold Like This Video of Deadly Stampede in Cambodia
1	1 Vote	Scientists Want to Use a Fist in a Minute
1	1 Vote	Court Blocks Plans for Selling African Slaves
1	1 Vote	Israeli Embassy Deletes Joke About Jessica Biel
1	1 Vote	Never Mind the Ban, Turkish Leader Stars on YouTube Unblocked

—	1 Vote	Tyreek Hill Immediately Talks Trash to Security Guard
—	1 Vote	How Cycling Has Put Us on the Dirty Work of Richmond Barthé
—	1 Vote	Pressure Points to This Mystical Festival to Find Out What's Wrong With Illegal Immigrants?
—	1 Vote	The FBI's Mar-A-Lago Play a Beautiful Shoreline
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: After Banging in a Row
—	1 Vote	Biden's HHS Funnels $750k in Covid Funds Hostage to Block Gender-Affirming Care

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