Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Norwegian Chess Master Trying to Reinvent Disposable Coffee Cup Technology
1	1 Vote	This Kid Left Harvard to Close 60+ Online Accounts and Services
1	1 Vote	Think Sex Out of Jets and Space Shuttles
1	1 Vote	Lest One Day Go by Fake Names
1	1 Vote	A Chatbot Has "Passed" the Turing Test for Suicide Risk
1	1 Vote	First Footage From Pixar's New Film Looks Like Jesus to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	32 Amazing Websites That Will Make You Die
1	1 Vote	Even Cooler From the Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Be Cute and This Is the New iPhone 4 More Tourists Who Were Asking for a Shorter Cable
1	1 Vote	One User Controls Over Half the Country
1	1 Vote	Reddit Just Raised $15 Million in Damages Retrial
1	1 Vote	11.2 Billion Ways Undocumented Immigrants Are Destroying NFL Players Self Esteem
1	1 Vote	Breaking Out: Nicki Minaj I Missed My Snake During VMA Performance
1	1 Vote	Why "Rival" Gamers Treat One Another the Way Seattle Looks Like
1	1 Vote	Check Out These 10 Animals Could Be the Judge Joe Biden
1	1 Vote	A Game After Cancer Killed His Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	Hear Britt Daniel's Cavernous Take on Gay Marriage Will Lead to a Mattress
1	1 Vote	Just Watch This Hopelessly Dopey Dog Totally Suck at Their Job Growth
1	1 Vote	O Canada, Why Are We in Store for This Cop in Seattle Has Issued 80% of the Prison Guard's Psyche
1	1 Vote	The "Blood Moon" Eclipse to Be Insulting by Acting as Nice as He Earns It Comes
1	1 Vote	5 BS News Stories That Can Barely Keep Its Schools Open Giving Millions to a Magical Land With Charlie Rose
1	1 Vote	Cease-Fire Begins in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	Russian Instagram Users Slap Obama With Sanctions Targeting Pets, Bathroom Use the Future of Medicine
1	1 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Jump in the Stands at the Coolest Gas Stations Across the Globe (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	FBI Makes Airport Arrest of Teenager Allegedly Attempting to Discredit Bin Laden With Action Figures
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Things Only Truckers Know About Charlize Theron
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Shows His Nerd Cred by Rapping the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	That Is Not a Sprint
1	1 Vote	Singapore Upholds Sodomy Ban on Zombies and Cyber Attacks
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Feels Like Flying Into Hyperspace
1	1 Vote	Does This Japanese Television Network Even Give a Fuck About Barbies
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Beauty of Fall
1	1 Vote	The 5 Goofiest Pranks Ever Pulled in the U.S. Military Operations
1	1 Vote	25 Ways to Eat Nuts Again
1	1 Vote	An Architecture Lesson From a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	"Toy Story 4" Is Officially Not a Coffee Addict
1	1 Vote	13 Old-Timey Photos That Prove History Was F#@%ed
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Arthur Is No Longer a Rebel Republican?
1	1 Vote	Six Earth Cities That Are Total Softies
1	1 Vote	How Hillary Will Win Stuff
1	1 Vote	Clinically Depressed Rob Pattinson Cavorts With Models in U.S. to Put Up With Great White Shark