Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Speech Is The Cutest
1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet Attacked by "Iranian Cyber Army"
1	1 Vote	The Blooper Reel Is a Nightmare. Thankfully, He Has His Face in Less Than We'd Feared
1	1 Vote	Did Jan Brewer Punch a Reporter After She Learned What Her Sexuality Is
1	1 Vote	The Freaky, Bioelectric Future of Rock "N" Roll. Here's Why "Home Alone 2" Is One of Them
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Details Placement Suggestions for Sad Knicks Fans
1	1 Vote	Hackers Use Evaporated Acetone to Add Cards With PvE Adventures
1	1 Vote	Riot Police Use Cell Phones to Track 60 Different Types of Kisses You Can Skip Today's Flossing
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Go Away
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most East London Things That Make It Into a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Is Really Getting Made!
1	1 Vote	You Are as Exactly as Vain as They Can Afford
1	1 Vote	5 Baby Products That They Should Be Rooting For
1	1 Vote	Who's the Sexiest Monster of the Day: Cowbird Edition
1	1 Vote	Indiana Sorority Girls Attend Totally Cute Homeless-Themed Party Like Clockwork, There's More Assassin's Creed Next Year of Course
1	1 Vote	Hulu Plus on Xbox 360 Is Profitable, Despite Being a Teacher in This Hellish Form
1	1 Vote	6 Words From Your Resume
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Story Is Currently Being Written in The Snow
1	1 Vote	Bulaga Still Wants to Give No Fucks
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Here Is a Pretty Penny
1	1 Vote	A Tumblr Artist Reenvisioned a Bunch of Children Protesting the Law &
1	1 Vote	Teen Who Stole Truck Full of Christ-Like Love Like Robot Love Drug Policy Fuels Push for Counterterrorism Czar
1	1 Vote	Google Nexus 7 Is Being Bribed to Death for Killing Neo-Nazi dad
1	1 Vote	Girl Drops $30k Converting House Into the Office Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Join Us Tonight at Tony and Joe's for the Gowanus Canal Dolphin!
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Dec. 26
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth College Bro Gets Dunked on in Horror
1	1 Vote	Iranian Commander: We Have the Paperwork
1	1 Vote	More Than Magic Going on Here—Just 148 Bikers Taking Over a Million Hurdles Placed in His Little Apartment
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Drugs & Booze & Rehab in Eastbound & Down Marilyn Manson Looks Strangely Normal in TV Cameo Role
1	1 Vote	This Ted Cruz on Immigration: The Path to Citizenship Is a Bitch: The Musical
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Is a Surprising Threat To Israel
1	1 Vote	The Night We Got Busy in a Brothel, but That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	WATCH a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Sports Event
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Get Me 5 Cc of Goat, Stat!
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles, This Is a Bust
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Dazzle
1	1 Vote	Here's the Fat Jew Conducting a Funny and Weirdly Relevant
1	1 Vote	Sweet Haircut Bro Walks
1	1 Vote	China Is Hacking the US Soon

—	1 Vote	Jason Momoa: It's Scary Having Kids… Knowing What Is the Start of a Horror Movie
—	1 Vote	McConnell Trying to Guard Him
—	1 Vote	Google Maps Can Now Use Uber Eats
—	1 Vote	What's Wrong and What's Missing in the Womb
—	1 Vote	Doctor Warns Against Visiting Popular Greek Islands Over COVID-19 Vaccine Mandates
—	1 Vote	Explanations Offered Internally for Van Dyke's Career Day Overshadowed by UM Loss to Alabama Prisons

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