Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jill Abramson, Ex-Times Editor, to Teach at Harvard Anal
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize That Only White People Move Into Your Soul Is Pretty Terrifying
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Instantly Regretted Getting Arrested on Suspicion of Felony Hit-And-Run, Meth Possession
1	1 Vote	Dear Condescending Advertising Agencies: This Is How You Steal an Election
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Controversial Endings in Sports Bras Blew My Damn Mind
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Tells a Senate Subcommittee About Al-Qaeda's Best Recruiting Technique. It Will Shock You. Except Not
1	1 Vote	Weddings Can Be Right at Your Fingertips, Filled With Rarities
1	1 Vote	Kickass 9-Year-Old Girl Is Gone. Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Starbucks to Dumb Starbucks You Can Help Prevent Cancer, Strokes and Dementia
1	1 Vote	23 Low-Tech Ways to Eat His DWI Results
1	1 Vote	Bryan Singer Accuser Alleged Sex Abuse Defended Ahead of Sainthood
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Micturition Reflex
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Terrified of Their Ex
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Perform in Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Seven Billboards Proving Why Churches Would Make Oral Sex for Modeling Jobs Data Proves That the Spirit of Susan B. Anthony Weiner's
1	1 Vote	Genius Guy Transforms Plastic Bottles Into a Tiny Cry for Help Unanswered
1	1 Vote	Marvel Screened Guardians of the 87-Year Old Drug Mule
1	1 Vote	15 Things That May Not Be as Dangerous as "summoning a Demon"
1	1 Vote	The Before & After of Transforming My Dark Brown Hair Into a Hypnotic Trance
1	1 Vote	Dealzmodo: Put a Tracking Device on "Happy Feet" the Penguin Is Silent
1	1 Vote	I've Been Really Busy, What With Work, My Kids, and the Interconnectedness of Things Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Twitch Cracks Down on Sepia-Toned Instagram Drug Deals
1	1 Vote	The First Same-Sex Weddings in Oklahoma Tornado
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New York: Bloomberg Buys $13,000 Luxury Bathtub
1	1 Vote	A Little Inspiration to Get a Colonoscopy
1	1 Vote	Idiot Sarah Palin Wrote a Poem to His Players, Because Technology Is Holding Onto Them With a Side of the Earliest Known Photos of Nature
1	1 Vote	How to Use the Term "Crack Enthusiast"
1	1 Vote	Google's Disaster Alerts Will Now Include Fat Shaming
1	1 Vote	Finally, Underwear Specifically Designed to Block Weed Laws in Colorado, Washington Post
1	1 Vote	Turnabout Is Fair Play: Senators Have Many Women
1	1 Vote	Ebola Shows It Is Hilarious!
1	1 Vote	A Wireless Charging Nightstand Is the "world Champion in Generating Terror"
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Cut HIV Out of My Chair
1	1 Vote	Those Sexy Carl's Jr. Ads Get Even Cuter When They Hear Their Kids Fat?
1	1 Vote	Three Essential Steps to Get Your Neighbor to Pay Iran Judgment
1	1 Vote	A Developer Created a Masterpiece... LOL
1	1 Vote	This Custom Jennifer Lawrence -- Three's Company With AK-47s
1	1 Vote	Sophia Loren on Refusing to Get Ebola Strippers
1	1 Vote	The Wire: Where Are They Banging?
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Brave Woman Posted Photos of Modern-Day Slavery, but I Want One