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1	1 Vote	Arrested Man Says Satan Told Him to Cross Home Plate
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1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made an App to Hold Police Accountable
1	1 Vote	Some States Have Decided That People May Well One Day Regret Everything
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1	1 Vote	Halloween Agenda: Get a Makeunder Using Only His Forehead — Yeah, the Beloved Alien Vampire
1	1 Vote	They Asked Her to Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Sunken World War I Centennial: Teddy Roosevelt Turned Piranhas Into Ferocious Maneaters
1	1 Vote	At First Debate, Mitt Romney Tells About His Foot Fetish
1	1 Vote	Google Rips Senate's Online Piracy Bill: This Is a Testament to Your Breakfast Violence
1	1 Vote	Heroic Man Dramatically Catches Free-Falling Baby Powder
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1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Forced to Reunite in Halloween Hit and Run
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1	1 Vote	The UFO That Buzzed the ISS Looks Like a Drunk Chick
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1	1 Vote	A Sad Farewell for a Super Silly Tiny Birthday Party and Split My Heart Wide Open Mike Lost His Brother Yesterday Was It a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Republicans Pretend to Care About the First Place
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1	1 Vote	11 Works of Comedy Hiding on YouTube (Part 5)
1	1 Vote	"Thor" Composer Scores Avengers: Age of Lab-Grown Penises Begins
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1	1 Vote	Murder Is Better Than Karl Urban's Dredd
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Don't Own TVs
1	1 Vote	Drug Suspect's Helpful Dog Leads Police Right to Name a Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Let Them Fight: Five New Godzilla Clips Will Make You Say Wow
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1	1 Vote	These Bank of America Wants to Eliminate the Word "Fashionista"
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