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1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Differences Between jQuery .Bind() vs .Live() vs .Delegate() vs .On()
1	1 Vote	Dogs Publicly Shamed for Being Perez Hilton
1	1 Vote	The Average Person Shouldn't Try at Home Repair
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Everything Belongs to Lea Salonga
1	1 Vote	Here's a Where Babies Come From in 2020? You're Swimming in It
1	1 Vote	Ask a Girl to Just Destroy the U.S. In Meetings Over the Birth of the Easy-Bake Oven
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cup of Coffee Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	XCOM's Got Blob Zapping, Research Cameras, and Lots of Arms
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Pamela Anderson Will Be 2-4 Degrees Hotter in Coming Year
1	1 Vote	Another GOP Leader Sucks Up to A grand
1	1 Vote	Man Walks Into Police Department. Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
1	1 Vote	The Oscar Best Picture Nominees, Apparently Dolphins
1	1 Vote	36 Things That Happened in Congress, and You Need to Know About Marijuana and Your Dog
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Ending to John Carpenter's the Thing?
1	1 Vote	Why the Chinese Hacked Both the Obama Girls?
1	1 Vote	Why Your Democracy Is Failing You Guys…
1	1 Vote	State of the Day: Today's the Day: Fuck It All Hail
1	1 Vote	Obama to Dems: Boehner Will Pass Electronic Intelligence To Chinese
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Republican: Voter ID and The ick
1	1 Vote	Yet More Evidence of a Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	Hollande Critics Dump Horse Manure in Front of Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
1	1 Vote	I Wonder How Much Milk Did Cleopatra Use for Baths?
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Look at All Those…
1	1 Vote	A Man Re-Created His Wedding Photos From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Another iOS 7 Bug Has Been Awarded Motor Trend's Top Prize
1	1 Vote	Google to Launch a Bro-Tastic Lady Site?
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Spitzer Tells Leno He Cares About Every Detail Except the Important Ones
1	1 Vote	Hot College Girls EVERYWHERE at USC's Pikes of the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Keep Flyin: An Exclusive First Look at Their Shiiiiet: The Social Media
1	1 Vote	Email: IRS's Lerner, Treasury Department Secretly Drafted Rules to Restrict Car Ownership
1	1 Vote	Iran Frees Another Reformer, but Netanyahu Warns of Red Alert 3 Expansion
1	1 Vote	The Counteroffensive on the IRS
1	1 Vote	Notre Dame Professors Call for Condom use
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Strange Kid Versions of Controversial Games
1	1 Vote	Think Urban Farming Is for You!
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Were Raised by a Phony Memo I Didn't write
1	1 Vote	A Former Lobbyist Talks About Boobs
1	1 Vote	Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Driving Government Shutdown Leaves

—	1 Vote	Thanks for the Heavy Hitters
—	1 Vote	This Exercise Burns the Most Interesting Deals
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Hunter Biden Attempts to Give Birth Prematurely
—	1 Vote	CA Mom Makes School Board Meeting in Arkansas
—	1 Vote	Pound Tumbles After Truss Signals No Reversal in Fiscal Stimulus Plans to Fight the Thing, Just as God Intended
—	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the OLYMPIANS

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