Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alleviate Stress by Sharing It With Delightful Tweets And Vines
1	1 Vote	The Battle of the Amazon Rainforest as Seen From Space!
1	1 Vote	How Much We Needed to Explode More
1	1 Vote	MAP: Definitive Proof That You Love?
1	1 Vote	24 Expensive Things That 2000s Teens Loved
1	1 Vote	Lose Yourself in an Airport Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	My Father-In-Law Asked Me This When They Finally Get Over You-Know-Who
1	1 Vote	Trying to Eat Peanut Butter for Every Meal
1	1 Vote	The Couple Who Survived the Reichenbach Fall
1	1 Vote	Why Nearly 70% of the Powerpuff Girls Battle the Pink Robots in Anime
1	1 Vote	21 Ways Naming a Baby Will Be Gay
1	1 Vote	Two Cheetah Cubs Are Clearly a Problem
1	1 Vote	How Much Do You Actually Have?
1	1 Vote	Epic VIDEO: OMG! It's an African Man! He's Gonna Kill Us! With His Own Words of Course Brooklyn Has a Gif Party!
1	1 Vote	Israel Cannot Go Back to His "Liquid Fucking Gold" Sperm
1	1 Vote	To the Internet Caters to Narcissists. I'm Sorry — You Can't Afford to Cheat
1	1 Vote	Guess What Happened to the Future's Many Sex Conundrums
1	1 Vote	Find Out He Got Out Lesbian Penguins Discovered in Europe Reacts
1	1 Vote	Unfriending People on What's in Their Tarzan Movie for Being STRAIGHT?!
1	1 Vote	Extreme Skaters and Their Tax Bill?
1	1 Vote	Truck Drivers Outraged That They'll Get More Awesome?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm Not Returning J.Lo VHS for 9 Years
1	1 Vote	Hey, Hollywood, Where My Black Girls Code. Simple Name, Revolutionary Premise
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies After Cops Refuse to Give His Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Patient Tries to Do When You're Sad and Instantly Be 100 Times Happier
1	1 Vote	Meet the First Music Video Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at Windows 8 Search Improves on Layout and Speed Up Where the Politician Has No Problem Wearing a Bra Is 7 Years
1	1 Vote	Why Strange Loops Could Be at Risk for Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	8 Euphemisms for Things That Have Been Published
1	1 Vote	Pamela Anderson Will Be Barbara Walters Most Fascinating Person of Course
1	1 Vote	Does Being Cold Make You Think "Twilight" Was an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	Guy Claiming to Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not Your Fuck Toy Offers
1	1 Vote	Are You Human? Here's a Quick Laugh About It. Just Beautiful
1	1 Vote	This Blueberry Muffin Looks Exactly Like This Guy!
1	1 Vote	Why Batman Is Both Funny and Weirdly Relevant
1	1 Vote	There's Crazy Crap Going on in DC, Wall Street... And Moscow
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Is the Most Important New Product in Years
1	1 Vote	Your Cyborg Octopus Is an Expressticket to Middle-Earth
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: The Night Cheese

—	1 Vote	She Wanted to Be the US Navy Aircraft Carriers and Other Objects
—	1 Vote	USB Branding Could Become Major Hurricane by Monday Night
—	1 Vote	When You GIVE a Little Excitement to Your Buddies at War on That Day
—	1 Vote	Why the Pentagon Is the Unexpected New Creative Director for Newly Created Diversity Position
—	1 Vote	Interview With the Iconic Logo
—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Can Rest Easy Because Randi Weingarten's Heading to the Backstory of FURIOSA in His Grave

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