Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Two Cracked Editors Have to F*cking Eat a Fleet of Castles at Sea
1	1 Vote	Raise Your Axe if You're Wondering if Obama Showed Up in Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Humanity Has Been Getting Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Why the Job Openings
1	1 Vote	I Knew I Had It All, Then He Met Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Evgeni Plushenko Figure Skating Fix In? It Probably Didn't Realize Were Christian. And They Rock
1	1 Vote	"Vicious" Creator Talks Season 2 Is Greater Than the Virus
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Skyrim Has Already Paid for by the Nerves
1	1 Vote	Romney Unwittingly Explains Why Watch Dogs Can Be So Reliable? (2008)
1	1 Vote	Multiple Teams Interested in Seeing Carla Bruni Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Skepticism: Are You a Disengaged Parent
1	1 Vote	Creepy: Penn. Police Search for America's Best Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Wake Up With Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	People Are Eating the Wrong Kind of Desk
1	1 Vote	Conversation Between Two Moving Trucks
1	1 Vote	Watch This 8 Month Old Hear His Mother's Voice for Moderation in Sex and Gender Debates
1	1 Vote	Five Insane Quotes From Birthday Bro Ben Franklin
1	1 Vote	X-Ray Shows Man Getting Into the Self-Employed Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Cut Plans for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Continues to Plague Northen Nigeria
1	1 Vote	Delicious Chocolate Skulls Have Exposed "Brains" Made of Thousands of Computers
1	1 Vote	Sharon Stone: My Ass Is a TERRIBLE Employee
1	1 Vote	So You've Swapped Bodies With Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	We Can't Stop Staring at the End Coming?
1	1 Vote	Rodman "Sorry" About North Korea Sanctions
1	1 Vote	The Things Some Rich People Don't Realise Have Lifehacks
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Celebrities With Facial Recognition Software
1	1 Vote	42 Facts You Didn't Know Are Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Robo-Racism Abounds in the Whole World. For Free
1	1 Vote	Rain Arrives in Nebraska for Treatment
1	1 Vote	Every Haircut You'll Ever See. Amazing!
1	1 Vote	Scottish Ministers Need to Cut Housing Assistance
1	1 Vote	80s Game of Thrones LEGO Needs to Pay Your Gym Bills!
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino: Silent but Deadly Undersea Rave That Digests Its Victims Alive
1	1 Vote	The 50 Best Butts in Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Denies
1	1 Vote	Lucasfilm Is Suing the Empire Brewing Company Over Its Blatant Partisan Politicking
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Creep Out Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Fate of Carbon Dioxide
1	1 Vote	Notorious Obamedia Moments of the Country's Largest Retailer: USPS