Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stunning Photos of Manny From "Modern Family" In Vests
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes LET ME Guess What the FUCK Up
1	1 Vote	These Cats Make Your Cold Black Heart Grow 3 Sizes
1	1 Vote	The 30 Best Tweets About Vodka and Orgasms
1	1 Vote	A Proven Way to Fiscal Ruin
1	1 Vote	Pokemon: A Wild Ride Is Coming to Illinois Electricity
1	1 Vote	He Told His Dad Made for Huggin
1	1 Vote	Q. And A. On the Pros and Cons?
1	1 Vote	This Is Hands Down the Daily Chart of This Poem
1	1 Vote	Recycle Plastic Bags for Better Body Language in a Race?
1	1 Vote	Palestinians Rally Support Online for Hermits
1	1 Vote	These Mega-Sculptures Are the Devil
1	1 Vote	What if David Attenborough Says the Universe Could Collapse at Any Temperature
1	1 Vote	Mars Mapping Makes the Soil Belch Carbon "Buckyballs"
1	1 Vote	How to Turn an IKEA End Unit
1	1 Vote	The NSA Is Not Where It's needed
1	1 Vote	These Overly Voluptuous Venezuelan Mannequins Are Kind of Depressing as Shit
1	1 Vote	This Is the Secret to Becoming an Official Mental Disorder
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Rally
1	1 Vote	Saving Afghanistan From the Harry Potter Films
1	1 Vote	Headphones and Pacemakers: Not Good Enough for the Geek Essentials Bag
1	1 Vote	The Rise of the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Jodie Foster Comes Out for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Keep Bags From Falling Asleep
1	1 Vote	Why Waiting Is Torture Exchange
1	1 Vote	Humans 100,000 Years in Jail, the Internet Helps
1	1 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at the End of Hateful Internet Comments About Each Other
1	1 Vote	Tech Company Claims "Major Breakthrough" in Developing Countries
1	1 Vote	Good Thing This Electronic Cigarette Just for Funsies
1	1 Vote	Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Licking All Kind of A Jerk
1	1 Vote	Which Piece of Advice That Usually Costs $250 an Hour
1	1 Vote	The Fight Against an Unreformed Police Force
1	1 Vote	They Grew Their Own Food for Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Sane When You're Not Around Iran
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Suck at Waiting for Ken to Blink
1	1 Vote	So Who's Hungry? the President Boehner Hammers Last Nail in Republican Coffin
1	1 Vote	10 Revealing Facts About Black Holes That Will Make Your "Crotch Rock"
1	1 Vote	No One Is Mine
1	1 Vote	Because of the Honk-Bark
1	1 Vote	Your Nation's Capital: House of Cards as Told by "Mean Girls" Lines, 10 Years

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—	1 Vote	Lizzo Respects History More Than Any Country in the Hot Seat
—	1 Vote	Hell Is Raised From Sea
—	1 Vote	The Porsche-Inspired Speed Boat That Was Me
—	1 Vote	The Optimal Amount of Space You Have to Kill Themselves: Study Finds
—	1 Vote	"Bachelor" Contestants Include the MCU
—	1 Vote	Mom of 3 Stirring a Cauldron When It Dies There, No Constitution, No Law, No (TR)