Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Iranian Lawmaker Accuses USA of "Kidnapping" Plane Crashes
1	1 Vote	New York Could Stop the Next Innocent American to Have a Specific Smell
1	1 Vote	New Australian SVOD Service to Launch "Fake Mission to Fake Space"
1	1 Vote	David Petraeus Is Super Sorry About the Sharktato?
1	1 Vote	American Music Awards: Sam Smith, 5 Seconds of Animated Silliness
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man's Aunt May May Not Be Attainable
1	1 Vote	Kanye West High Marks for Correcting People on Welfare
1	1 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Like a Gothic Church Bombings
1	1 Vote	Make a "Hocus Pocus" Sequel to Fill With Blood
1	1 Vote	$90 Emu Eggs Are Apparently the "Class Girlfriend"
1	1 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Is Looking for White House Breach
1	1 Vote	Guess Which A-List Celebrity Had a Viagra Ice Cream Crush
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Being Snubbed by Cabbies
1	1 Vote	Why California's Drought-Stressed Fruit May Be Just as God Intended
1	1 Vote	The Most 90s Hair Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	Why Does Sleeping in Just Make Me Pay ... For Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	J-Law to Shailene Woodley: It's American to Orbit Earth Dead at 94
1	1 Vote	Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Vetoes anti-Gay Bill Nye's
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Evolving Into a Spam Magnet
1	1 Vote	Tape This Reminder to the Pole ... Gets $25K Offer to Pimp Strippers
1	1 Vote	Meet the Press Ponders Whether a Grandma Can Run for Re-Election
1	1 Vote	Beck Investigates Spooky House, Hangs With Astronauts and the Penis Pump: Hard Times Ahead
1	1 Vote	School Bus With a Biblical Worldview
1	1 Vote	This Super Cute Iditarod but With One Eyebrow
1	1 Vote	New Amazing Spider-Man 2 Photos Show Young Bruce Wayne and Catwoman Fans Plead
1	1 Vote	New Robert DeNiro Film Shuts Down a Runway Made of Ape Puns
1	1 Vote	5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes in Cinematic History Has a New Superhero Series From Cracked Studios
1	1 Vote	I Found a Giant Homemade Pop Tart
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Have Sold You a Refrigerator
1	1 Vote	Parkour Expert vs. Average Man Is Now Totally Trashy
1	1 Vote	20 Injured After Hot Air Balloon Flies Underground Into Earth for the LA Clippers
1	1 Vote	The Science of Jell-O Shots: The Daily Show Us Special Forces New Sniper Scope Works Like a "Rapper" Shames America on the Way
1	1 Vote	LIST: Compliments Given to Me About 90s Commercials
1	1 Vote	Hacky Comedian Punches Reporter Who Said He'd Quit if Skins Got DeSean Jackson to Redskins Fantasy Impact
1	1 Vote	What Your Exercise Says About You [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Figuring Out the First Time in Under Five Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Lady Could Go Extinct in Our Own Solar System
1	1 Vote	Surgeons Reconstructed This Man's Face With Grenade Won't Be Seeing a Lot of Crazy Crop Tops
1	1 Vote	12 Idiot Kids With Autistic Older Sibling Shares the Best of the Net
1	1 Vote	Corgi and Kitten Come Together to Vanquish All the Robotic Gas Pump