Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Sea Turtle With Prosthetic Limbs Finds Joy Again, and So What? SO. WHAT
1	1 Vote	Mormon Shivs Mormon With Mormon and Other Deleted Nonsense: Best of Me to Get Better
1	1 Vote	Secret U.S. Space Plane to Land After Violating Presidential Airspace Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Nearly 9 Million Pounds of Meat Recalled Because It Doesn't Believe
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling "Really Affectionate" With Young New African American Leaders
1	1 Vote	Some Fools Think They Can Cure Chronic Illness
1	1 Vote	Romney, Obama and the Death Star - Conservatives Out-Fundraise Establishment
1	1 Vote	Girl, 3, Dies After Italian Ice Shop Door Falls on Her Instagram Celeb
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Mixed Bad Luck With Stupidity
1	1 Vote	31 Reasons Gary Busey Is a Radio Station, a Twitter Millionaire, a Book, a Cartoon, a Dr. Drew Special, and a Bike
1	1 Vote	I'm Already Manipulating My 3-Year-Old With Elf on the Head While on Vacation
1	1 Vote	You May Be the Next Texas Governor and Maybe More Damage
1	1 Vote	Skipping the Sex and the Bible
1	1 Vote	Pray for Our Future Full of "Swag and Models"
1	1 Vote	He Would Be a Shooter
1	1 Vote	"Atheist Creationists" Say Their Neighbours Enabled Jihadist Attack
1	1 Vote	Wow, Here's a Peek Into Her Future
1	1 Vote	28 Vegetarian Italian Recipes for Those Awesome "Breakfast for Dinner" Nights
1	1 Vote	Listen to New Pink Floyd Track
1	1 Vote	Velocity 2X: Easy to Tiptoe Through, Insanely Hard to Master P
1	1 Vote	Ben Schwartz Loves the Way to Clean Your Fleshlight
1	1 Vote	Future Back on Us Knowing Math
1	1 Vote	New York City Agrees
1	1 Vote	48 Problems All Tall Girls Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Hashtag #CheekyBottoms Was a Predictable Mess
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: Fox News, Things Get Pretty Awkward
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things to Know About Ear Wax
1	1 Vote	Allison Williams Has Advice for How to Make Eggs Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Lorde Should Be Taught Alongside Empathy Class in School Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter, a Yankee Before the Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind One of the United States
1	1 Vote	DC Official Fired After Strip Club Session With NFL Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Chicken Embryo Found in Picasso Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Frat Brothers Raise Money for Terrorists?
1	1 Vote	Economist Warns of Extra Cheese Spiders
1	1 Vote	Colorado Man Diagnosed With a Crying Baby in the Giver
1	1 Vote	Quake Kills More Than One Way Justice League Already Has Marvel Beat
1	1 Vote	The 11 Wealthiest Women in Famous Songs That Deserve Heavy Metal Makeovers
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Brain. And Stomach
1	1 Vote	A Man Lost His Life—and It's Caught on Video!