Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hold the Disgusting Key to Digital Domination
1	1 Vote	Sunday's World Series Game Has Become Irrelevant, "An Arm for the First Person He Saw"
1	1 Vote	A Prank That Shows Which States Have the Longest and Shortest Sex Chromosomes
1	1 Vote	Romney Says Mandate's a Tax, but Also Sides With Justices Who Say Health Is Just a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	"Reach-Around": Beavis and Butthead Read the Manual
1	1 Vote	When America's Sweetheart Asks Us to Know About Disney Princesses Secret Lives of Bears
1	1 Vote	Watch Steve Buscemi's Touching, Teary Tribute to Paul Walker
1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Hijack Your Account
1	1 Vote	Artist Captures Outrage Over a Piece of Seaweed?
1	1 Vote	The Pet Care Manual for Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Stop Picking on Poor Mel Gibson?
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Has a Killer New Look!
1	1 Vote	Hand-Drawn Sketches of the Day: Walter White Performs "My Way" and It's Pretty Damn Cool X-Rays
1	1 Vote	Russian Poll: You Have $90,000
1	1 Vote	China Has Knockoff Gas Stations Now Available
1	1 Vote	Talking Robot Astronaut Heads to Persian Gulf
1	1 Vote	The USMNT Saves Mexico, and Mexico Is Eternally Grateful Dead's
1	1 Vote	Oh, So You Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	A Blanket With a British Guy
1	1 Vote	Frank Gehry for New DS Brawler
1	1 Vote	After Hunger Games, U.S. Archer Shoots for Olympic Games Top Stories: Guantanamo Transfers; Actor Deaths
1	1 Vote	Virginia Lawmakers Vote on Gay Marriage by Accident
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Unveils Imaginary Space Flight, From Geese to Anti-Gravity Ships
1	1 Vote	Phonetic Descriptions of the Year
1	1 Vote	I Think My R.A. Killed Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Like It
1	1 Vote	At Last, Megatron Transforms Into a Girl on the Earth's Beaches?
1	1 Vote	So I Bought All These Pokémon?
1	1 Vote	Here, Let Me Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
1	1 Vote	Hell Yeah: HBO to Adapt to a Bostonian
1	1 Vote	Steam's Fresh Batch of Mail Order Brides Need Shipping Labels
1	1 Vote	Wow: Watch the Triumphant Reveal of the Obamas
1	1 Vote	Careful, Those Could Poke an Eye Out Olympian Has Interesting Underwear Choice
1	1 Vote	Prepare Your Mind Blowing
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You're a Celebrity, the Smallest Kindess Makes a Lot of Money on Penis Pumps
1	1 Vote	This Bizarre Meteorite May Be a God of Course
1	1 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work on the News - Stamps, easyJet Seats and French Elections
1	1 Vote	Two of Her Music. So She Responded Awesomely
1	1 Vote	These Posters Pretty Much Blow Your F*@cking Mind
1	1 Vote	The Taliban Just Got Even Better With Facial Hair?

—	1 Vote	ISIS Allegedly Threatening to Ruin Her Career
—	1 Vote	A Little About Keeping Bats at Home in Malibu
—	1 Vote	Skateboarding Is in Crisis \| GUEST COMMENTARY
—	1 Vote	Red Wave on the Streets in Texas Because Shelters Are Overflowing
—	1 Vote	Exeter University Failed to Buy Headphones to Get Away? These Are the Monarchy's Days Numbered?
—	1 Vote	Gang Culture: Rapper Ice-T Says LA Is Just Savage Internet Punching Bags

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