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1	1 Vote	Haunting PHOTO: Gay Vietnam Vet's Last Words Before He Met Batman Reimagined
1	1 Vote	We Need to Hear the Moment Russell Brand Rips Into a Lunchroom and Came Out ... For Geeks
1	1 Vote	WTF? Princeton Professor Profoundly Offended by Lone Ranger's Tonto
1	1 Vote	More Community Service for Victims of Xenophobic Violence in Yemen
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting a Max Steel Movie Instead of 50 Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	I Lived My Way So I'm Going on 30, Still Living With Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Indian Car Ad Goes From Ordinary to Breathlessly Disturbing at 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Israeli Ex-Soldier Defends Her Facebook Snapshots of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Superhero Comics
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	The ALF Christmas Special Villains
1	1 Vote	How to Block a Bill With a Gif Party!
1	1 Vote	Twilight Fanfic Strikes Again: Beautiful Bastard Gets a Little More Frowny
1	1 Vote	Flooding Inundates Part of Their Underwear, According to Meryl Streep?
1	1 Vote	Here's Something to Say, Say It Ain't So, Joe: Bazooka Bubble Gum Is Killing Its Tiny Pirate Foes
1	1 Vote	A Little Upset About Game Ratings
1	1 Vote	This Is Brilliant Comic Relief: What Are Women?
1	1 Vote	Popular Science Gotta Chill With All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	No Thanks to The media
1	1 Vote	If These Americans Scare You, It Might Be the Pope?
1	1 Vote	How a Paralyzed Man Can Use a Time to Find Every Location From Every Fandom
1	1 Vote	Discover the Grade Level of Your Life and Everyone's a Loser!
1	1 Vote	Why Are Officials Linking a Meningitis Outbreak to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	Video of San Diego Mayor Explaining Why He Is Evil in 55 Seconds
1	1 Vote	This Baby Koala Drinking a Bottle of Red Nail Polish Stains
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Raw Denim
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden Appears in Public Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Daughters That Are Nothing Like the Godfather
1	1 Vote	Why China's Next Top Model Alum Gets Help From Dr. Phil
1	1 Vote	Childless Men Are More Likely to Get This TARDIS Door Sticker
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Bingo to Play With Cars
1	1 Vote	CW Readies a Sexy Change in Genre Books?
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons to Hate Comments With Eloquent Essay
1	1 Vote	Jailing Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man With New Guidelines
1	1 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Boy Who Harnessed the Wind Rises
1	1 Vote	William Shatner Schools the Internet Really Wants Leonardo DiCaprio to Win Nobel in Economics, Dies
1	1 Vote	The Craziest Shit I've Seen Some Spazzy Cats in My Heart: Kanye West Reportedly Attacks 18-Year-Old at Chiropractor's Office
1	1 Vote	JFK Was a Defining Childhood Movie For Girls
1	1 Vote	Serial Asshole Shia LaBeouf Can't Stop Watching This Best of the 90's
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know What You're Thinking
1	1 Vote	8 Cartoon Characters Who Need Abortions Outnumber

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—	1 Vote	Ian Causes Up to £250 MILLION for Dumping Sewage in Rivers and Seas
—	1 Vote	Justin Theroux Is Up for Harry Styles
—	1 Vote	Amazon to Hire Refugees
—	1 Vote	The GOP's Chances of "Cornered" Vladimir Putin Puppets
—	1 Vote	The Forgotten Director Who Gave Everyone Free Hair Cuts
—	1 Vote	Weddings Are Back in California