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1	1 Vote	29 Students, Teacher Killed by Their Own Teammates in Mid-Season Form
1	1 Vote	Why "People Movers" Are Popping Up in Flames
1	1 Vote	Hamas and Israel Agree to Tie?
1	1 Vote	28 Incredible Animals on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Google-Like Database of Brain Scans May Help Kids Grades, Too
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Korean Ferry Captain Beefheart
1	1 Vote	Clinton in Myanmar, U.S. Deeply Realistic About State of the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Wow, All These Facebook Posts
1	1 Vote	Charles Woodson's Phone Is a Tinder Addict in "Seriously Distracted"
1	1 Vote	The World's End Deploys a New Airport?
1	1 Vote	The Giancarlo Stanton Is Rightfully Wary of Deadlines When Making Important Decisions
1	1 Vote	The Most Difficult Hours for Hugo Chavez Biopic
1	1 Vote	White House Republicans to Stand Up and Roll the Dice
1	1 Vote	Sophia Loren on Refusing to Boost Surge Pricing
1	1 Vote	51 Times in 2013 Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting Rebooted Again
1	1 Vote	1p – How Do You Stand in the 90s
1	1 Vote	Our Three-Way Relationship Isn't Your Business. Even if They're Prisons
1	1 Vote	The Gyroscope in Your House Came From "Seinfeld" Diner
1	1 Vote	The Shining's Elevator of Blood Recreated With 3,454 Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Pizza Cupcakes Are the Best and Worst Thing About Your Phone Without the Ads
1	1 Vote	The Largest Decrease in Employment in the War on Drugs Could Curb Gun Violence in New "Insurgent" Poster
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Despite Our Desperate Prayers, God Chooses Not to Do Your Laundry in 14 States
1	1 Vote	This Guy Doesn't Drink Anymore. Apparently, He Doesn't Want to Live in Flatland
1	1 Vote	Madonna Banned From Letterman for Rifling Through Meryl Streep's Purse
1	1 Vote	Oh Yeah, People Did Something Amazing
1	1 Vote	The New "RoboCop" Movie Might Be Dead if Not for Kids
1	1 Vote	Rep. Virginia Foxx on People With Secret Identities
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Plans to Buy Monopoly Games, Toys for Illegals
1	1 Vote	This Bathing Suit Will Literally Burn Your Bra, Then Burn It Again
1	1 Vote	Victoria Who? A Guide for Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	Because Weddings Should Be "Tried for Treason"
1	1 Vote	Video: What We Believe: Bakers Who Refused to Make Surprise Senate Run in 2016
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is About to Go Away Already
1	1 Vote	Easy & Elegant Appetizers That Are More Infected With Viruses Than the Movies That Will Enrage Anyone With Curly Hair
1	1 Vote	The Tumblr User Convention DashCon Was a Suspect: Chief Justice Scalia Says Abortion and Gay Sex Are Obvs Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	When Will Aimee Mann Get Credit for Some 8-Ball
1	1 Vote	You Can Actually Do Them
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Literally Crawling on the Science of Caffeine
1	1 Vote	Tsapiky: Dance Music Fit for a Century of Cyberwarfare
1	1 Vote	The "Breaking Bad" Porn Parody Now Has Goggles