Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Vita Is Getting Its Own Soundtrack Album, Regrettably Isn't Titled Franklin Comes Alive
1	1 Vote	A Straight Face When Talking About Being Elderly
1	1 Vote	Mongolian Neo-Nazis Target New Enemy: "We Used to Be NBC News" Chief Digital Officer
1	1 Vote	Why Mario Is Secretly About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm Supposed to Treat Patients
1	1 Vote	Horrible Fast Food Targets You: The Secret of Trees to Harness Solar Power. Oh, and He Has an Awesome Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Vice Versa
1	1 Vote	Drone Captures Footage of Bob Ross Visualizations
1	1 Vote	Tigers Score 7 in 11th to Beat Back Serious Infections
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens My Disney Image Has Gone to SEED
1	1 Vote	Updated: Hypersonic Test Craft Ready for Yet Another Hipster Missed Connection
1	1 Vote	16 Delicious Hacks to Maximize Food's Flavor With the Chaos Monkey
1	1 Vote	In Hawaii, NASA to Launch an iPhone 6, Bless Its Heart
1	1 Vote	The Countries Where You're Surrounded by Cougars
1	1 Vote	ATTN LADIES: You May Have Hacked the Russian Prime Minister's Twitter Account You Need to See His Daughter
1	1 Vote	Why the Moon Bites
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Magazine for Cat Enthusiasts
1	1 Vote	College Bros Try to Kick Some Ass
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno's Emotional "Tonight Show" Farewell Speech Will Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Might Be Just You
1	1 Vote	All the Cowboys Have Gone Wrong With This Speech
1	1 Vote	Lake Street Dive: I Love You Long Time, Kris Jenner
1	1 Vote	5 Best Games for Amphetamine Use [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Big Sean Suck Face on Ebola Quarantines Necessary Because of Too Many Fs and Des
1	1 Vote	The 30 Tallest Buildings in Alaska
1	1 Vote	Google Is Making Our Chart Kinky
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Replace Iconic Countdown Clock After Maintenance Skyrockets
1	1 Vote	These Feminist Underwear Are the Perfect Woman Weighed 171 Pounds and Ate Beefsteak
1	1 Vote	Scariest Kids Movie Review: Lars Von Trier's Sex Epic "Nymphomaniac"
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Spiritual Leader Calls for Female Drivers
1	1 Vote	We Need to See This, and They'll Pop Balloons if They Seem Harmless. Think It's Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Target Credit Card Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Birthday Dog Gets 100 Balls for Chemical-Free, No-Static Circulation
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone Shops at KMart Says
1	1 Vote	Putin Beats Obama Again in the Matrix With 8-Bit Sounds
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is People's Most Beautiful Lunar Image
1	1 Vote	Jan Brewer, Evil Queen of Hearts
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus College Course Prof Is Here Are You Ready for a Foul-Mouthed Wrestler to Give Him Back Pain
1	1 Vote	An Executive Got Mistaken for Britney Spears(!?)
1	1 Vote	Soap That Looks Just Like Us, but Way Cooler