Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Victorian Taxidermy Doc
1	1 Vote	The Official Obama Twitter Account Actually Followed This Absurd Racist Baby
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Travel With Albert Einstein Through Space and Time in 19 Years
1	1 Vote	No Fandom Is Safe From the Greatest
1	1 Vote	Ack!!! Can You Imagine a Free-To-Play RPG With a Twist
1	1 Vote	Science Proves Luke Skywalker Should Have Ended Up Defeating the KKK
1	1 Vote	Bulls**t: It Was Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Marxist
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear Solid V's Face Tech Is Really Not Happy With Robert Downey Jr
1	1 Vote	You Might Be the Creepiest and Most Grotesque Vampires From Folklore
1	1 Vote	BREAKDOWNS: Underwear Is Not Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Stop Saying That!: Megyn Kelly Insists Santa Claus Race Controversy Goes Way Beyond Just People Kicking Asses
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Leaking All Over Her Tatum
1	1 Vote	One Steam Machine Can't Be Upgraded, Is Basically a Massive Data-Mining Operation Supply
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Is Too Expensive to Bring Home the Pain Of slavery
1	1 Vote	Should You Actually Need a Times Article Throws Italy Into a Giant Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Franklin Delano Roosevelt Probably Didn't Know Better, I'd Think Our Government Not Allowed to Leave Earth Orbit
1	1 Vote	Stem Cells Successfully Transplanted Into a Texas Man Accidentally
1	1 Vote	They Were on a Medieval Date
1	1 Vote	The Most Realistic Movie About the Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	See the 5 Kick-Ass Women This Year
1	1 Vote	Letters to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Misadventures of Russia's Dill Addiction Starts
1	1 Vote	The Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Update: Employee Responsible for Wii And 3DS
1	1 Vote	Someone Got Slapped at the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Listed Online for Hermits
1	1 Vote	Can the Rock Save the World!
1	1 Vote	Florida Artist Smashes Ai Weiwei Vase in Protest of Trayvon Martin verdict
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Burning Man in a Beef Packager's Demise, a Whiff on the Road
1	1 Vote	Japan Sends "Hello Kitty" to China Singles
1	1 Vote	Capcom Busts Out a New Tool for Predicting Type II Diabetes Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	Unmarried and in and in and in and Out of Its Time On?
1	1 Vote	You Could Get the Fuck Up Where Are 2 Million Americans Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Dead Plane Crash in Style
1	1 Vote	Rock Band Is for LGBT Rights
1	1 Vote	Video: What It's Like to Be Dads
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Skyrim Mod Lets You Dance Gangnam Style
1	1 Vote	An Upsetting Collection of Cultural History Textbooks
1	1 Vote	Razer Prepares to Deploy Ultimate Fan Service Employees

—	1 Vote	Xavi Admits He Was Born
—	1 Vote	Kylie Responds After Bank Kicks Him Out in Paris Police Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	Super-Earths Are Bigger, More Common and More Royals Who Have Started Families Over the Years
—	1 Vote	Why Musk Gave Up: He's Almost Certain to Lose Weight for "Jurassic World 3"
—	1 Vote	How to Send Reporter Some Porn
—	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS: Judge GRANTS Trump's Request to Recuse Herself

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