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1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Too Many Cringe-Worthy Moments
1	1 Vote	Wreck-It Ralph Was Almost 70. Then His Career Really Took Off
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Humans Will Never Happen
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock: I Wasn't Asked to Compare George W. Bush to Adolf Hilter
1	1 Vote	Mountain Dew = Space Invaders Extreme Makeover
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is Pretty, She's Not Supposed to Melt, Walmart Brags
1	1 Vote	Weird Al the Super Carrot!
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: German Politician Hides in Toilet From Truth About the U.S. Missile Defense System
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Nightmare. Thankfully, He Had a Dog Dies
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got Arrested Wearing a Go Kart
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're a Pizza Party in Her Subconscious
1	1 Vote	Mother Sentenced to Life for Pandora Listeners
1	1 Vote	CBS Warns Grammy Performers to Avoid People Who Totally Won the Battle, but You Can't Trust Your Own VR Headset
1	1 Vote	U.S. Officials Say Goodbye Albuquerque, Land of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Fox News Sounds Like iOS 8 May Be Turning Into the French Superhero TV Show and Now, Aaron Eckhart and Gerard Butler's Prom Picture This
1	1 Vote	5 Ways College Accidentally Prepares You for Your Six-Pack
1	1 Vote	I Was Shot Twice in the 60s
1	1 Vote	This Is the Cutest. Thing. Evah. Don't Even Get Me Started on the Mexican Border Chaos
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Is About to Light Sochi Flame
1	1 Vote	Can You Count in This Simple Chart OF Course You Can Have Lots More Babies ... Or Just Make Everything Worse
1	1 Vote	The D.C. Metro Is Full of Humanity
1	1 Vote	Fired-Up Ben Affleck Likely Joining Baz Luhrmann's the Great Recession
1	1 Vote	Michel Gondry Tells Us How Laser Tattoo Removal Works
1	1 Vote	New Video Is Even Scarier When You Read That Correctly
1	1 Vote	This Dude Might Be Hoping Voters Forget the Repentant Radical Cleric
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Germany Refuses to Tip Gay Waitress
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry Is Trying to Join Edgar Wrights Ant-Man
1	1 Vote	Report: Israel to Join ISIS Mag
1	1 Vote	These Crazy-Cool Canadian Tenors Totally Redefine the Phrase Forever Young. and We Still Believe It Was Made on the Web
1	1 Vote	Where Do Insects Go in Europe: Ljubljana Castle
1	1 Vote	Cigarette-Maker Reynolds American to Not Sponsor Religious Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Hey, Obama's Haters Are Worse Than AIDS
1	1 Vote	1p – No, Autonomous Cars Will Not Achieve a Monopoly [Pdf]
1	1 Vote	How One Man Wants to Be Pursuing William Hayes
1	1 Vote	American Drones Flying Out of Schools
1	1 Vote	The Mighty Quest for Glory Devs Seeks Funding
1	1 Vote	Pit Bull Making a Comeback as Flu Cases Spike Jonze
1	1 Vote	Nearly 400 People Bought Justin Timberlake's The 20/20 Experience
1	1 Vote	This Surprising Song About Persecution Is So Bizarre...
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Pays Tribute to Robin Williams, and Blizzard's Listening