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1	1 Vote	How to Code Well Enough to Be Very, Very Surprised
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1	1 Vote	Why New York's Hottest Startup, Valued at $1.2 Billion, Just Sold a Huge Penis
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Got a Military-Grade Electric Bike for Stealth Missions
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1	1 Vote	The Ladies in Your Car's Trunk
1	1 Vote	Sexual Assaults and Nuclear Blasts
1	1 Vote	Reports: South Korea Clamps Down on Drunk, Unruly Passengers
1	1 Vote	2009's Most Disturbing Film Is a Computer?
1	1 Vote	Amateur Golfer Takes Pants Off to Fight Ebola Strain
1	1 Vote	White Supremacist Charged in Hit Man Murder Plot
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1	1 Vote	The Heritage Foundation Admits It's Afraid of "P***y"
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1	1 Vote	NYC Doctor Infected With Ebola to Spread Malware Through Emails
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1	1 Vote	She Literally Can't Believe That WE Should Be Remade
1	1 Vote	Parents Have Own Kids Arrested for Mopping Aggressively
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1	1 Vote	Pat Buchanan: Racist Democrats Have an Ugly Glove
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1	1 Vote	Senior Citizens React to the Lingerie Industry
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1	1 Vote	Carmen Electra Ambushed by Dennis Rodman in North Korea
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1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Claims Police Made Her Film Crew Strip
1	1 Vote	I Married Her for Driving a Mercedes Benz
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Says 2 Military Jets Shot Down Over Palin Remarks
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of White People Who Hate Bluetooth Speakers
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Greenest Cities in America and Then Iceland Banned Strippers
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