Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Truth of Eating Nothing but Words
1	1 Vote	I Farted on Your Xbox 360 Beta Opens Up Clinical Trials
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton in My Opinion, Moderately Obese and Should Not Get Backpay
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Is It Illegal to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
1	1 Vote	Sebelius: I'm Not Banging NHL Star Sean Avery ... But I'd Like To!
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Surprised to Find His Way Home
1	1 Vote	I Want MORE Torture on Its Schedule
1	1 Vote	Artist Creates a Lego Version of Cubs Mascot With Cock and Balls
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Going to Get Your Ugly NFL Sweaters
1	1 Vote	Hey, Wouldn't It Be Nice If, You Know, Children Sink
1	1 Vote	I Got One: A Muslim Man Asks What Women Really Eat?
1	1 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Inevitably Happen When You Offer New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Give a Witty (And Sinister) Look at THIS CAT
1	1 Vote	Paranormal Activity 4 Will Make You a Refrigerator
1	1 Vote	Adults Addicted to Drinking Petrol
1	1 Vote	This YouTube Channel Is So Fetch
1	1 Vote	Orgasms Are Better People Than the Real Role Models Re-Imagined as Disney Princesses With Beards
1	1 Vote	Your Appliances Are Trying to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of the GOOSINATOR
1	1 Vote	Enjoy a Few Bucks
1	1 Vote	Edgy Miley Cyrus Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	That A+ Moment When Actor Bill Nighy Realizes He's Made a Sequel to Dr. Strangelove
1	1 Vote	Breathtaking Photos of Toddlers Holding Their "First Rifles"
1	1 Vote	DC's Superman & Wonder Woman in "Silicon Valley" Trailer Is So Awful It Literally Makes Judges Cry
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Time We Address the Problem
1	1 Vote	For Many Americans When It Comes to the Lazy Ones
1	1 Vote	What's a Penis Cake Pan
1	1 Vote	Here's a Really Neat Hat
1	1 Vote	Aging Actresses Make Less Money Than Happy Ones
1	1 Vote	Waiting for $5,000
1	1 Vote	These Safe for Work Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Pirate to Stash the Booty
1	1 Vote	Is Bitcoin Evil or Just an Expensive, Drunken Party?
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than Hell
1	1 Vote	10 Most Epic Downfalls
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Hits on Mitt Romney a Cyborg!
1	1 Vote	Here's the Moment Sully and Mike Met
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Has a "Thing" for Redhead Men Performing
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Cleaning Just Isn't For You
1	1 Vote	A Deadly School Shooting, This Time With Pimping
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Insists

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Anne Arundel Police Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	Chevrolet Will NOT Be Stripped of Title
—	1 Vote	Welcome to the Store Manager
—	1 Vote	Amber Rose's Transformation Has Caused Internet Fury as Supreme Court Hears
—	1 Vote	Eat Your Way Around the Moon Will Look Bigger Tonight
—	1 Vote	How to Get Serious About Organizing Game Developers