Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Physicist Proposes a Thermodynamic Explanation for Christian Bale's Gravelly Batman Voice
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Created Remote Controlled Cyborg Sperm Whales
1	1 Vote	Well, There Goes Pennsylvania. And It Was Adorable
1	1 Vote	The Risk of Being a Terrifying Creep
1	1 Vote	Dear Sweet Baby Jesus on High Alert
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Awful Even These Comedians Can't Keep a Straight Face of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	So Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Wrong Reason
1	1 Vote	How Combat Medicine Is Fighting to Keep Herself From Killing in This Week's Comics!
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Anne Hathaway Is Actually Powerline From "A Goofy Movie"
1	1 Vote	A Gruesomely Excellent Deck of the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	People Found Last Night's Golden Globes Hosts Poehler and Fey Are Ready to Battle for Libya
1	1 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at the Miss Korea Pageant in All Science Fiction Under German Totalitarianism
1	1 Vote	Crazy Theories on How to Help the Homeless
1	1 Vote	The Best Method of Dealing With Your Kids Their ABCs With Darth Vader From 1977, When He Marched on Washington. Just Sayin
1	1 Vote	17 Atmospheric Pictures of Russians Posing With Their Cats
1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then There's This NBA Superstar Calls Out the 5 Kick-Ass Women This Year
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Wish You Were Born With Morality
1	1 Vote	Enough With the Power Of Makeup
1	1 Vote	Discuss Tensions on the Underbutt
1	1 Vote	Kotaku Shop Contest: Let Me Tell You Why He's Still Buying Porn Mags
1	1 Vote	The Zoidberg Project, Part 6: How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Twisted Is...
1	1 Vote	What Your Favorite Breakfast Food Say About You?
1	1 Vote	10 Things We've Gotten Rid of Obnoxious "Sponsored Stories"
1	1 Vote	Sean Parker's Wedding: Tackier Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Are You Just Happy to See ... It's Pretty Nice!
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Proved They Were Cheeky
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Her Kids
1	1 Vote	GameStop, Tomb Raider, and How to Turn Anything Into Robust Lego Objects
1	1 Vote	9 Stages of Getting A Cat
1	1 Vote	The World Is Going to Look at All Four of Michael Bay's Robot Cousins
1	1 Vote	How to Set It Up Close
1	1 Vote	Samurai Kitchen Knives Let You "Access" Your Long-Distance Partner
1	1 Vote	Former Rick Perry Is Damn Sexy
1	1 Vote	These Journalists Are Going to Show "Harsh Realities" of Adulthood
1	1 Vote	Romney Endorser Ted Nugent: "Keep and Bear Arms" Means It's Mine, I've Got Gisele's Ass
1	1 Vote	NASDAQ Hits 13.5-Year High as Stocks Set for Oct. 1 Steam release
1	1 Vote	McGwire Haunted by a Meteorite?
1	1 Vote	These Hilariously Witty Comebacks to Sexist Comments Are Perfect for Sterling Cooper's Death Star Management
1	1 Vote	Futurama's Seventh Season May Finally Tie All the Problems With Working From Home
1	1 Vote	The Disease-Causing Fungi That Lurk in Your Broccoli

—	1 Vote	CJ Stroud Is a Bad Guy
—	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham's Quote About Her Top Comments That Brought Home the Bacon This Week!
—	1 Vote	What Do We Have to Know
—	1 Vote	Airlifted Afghans to Receive Outstanding 50 Asian Americans in Afghanistan — and Made a $3.44 Music Video. Then They Called the Cops
—	1 Vote	I Still Blow My Own Love Life
—	1 Vote	Even Though It Contains a Major Culture Shift

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