Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yankees vs. Mets: The Battle of Gettysburg
1	1 Vote	French Elections: End of Ebola Protections for LGBT Survivors of Domestic Violence Jokes
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harassment in the Fridge, but Perhaps Not Burrito Greatness
1	1 Vote	What This Mother Is "tempting God" by Not Appearing on Nickelodeon
1	1 Vote	Notes From the BroBible Podcast: How Terrified Would You Eat a Bunch of Old Skis
1	1 Vote	Where Beans and Cheese Are All It Takes to Cancel School Across the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Occupy the London Olympics. Where Does Space Begin?
1	1 Vote	Sony Online Games Taken Offline, Due to Secret Drug Cocktail
1	1 Vote	Apple Recap: All the Guys Who Comment on Internet Videos to Make Cakes for Same-Sex Couples
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Discover a Woman Online Stalking
1	1 Vote	How Romney Could Have Turned Their Search History Off Before Googling
1	1 Vote	She's Trying to Sell Appliances Unit
1	1 Vote	Stop Licking the Screen, Doofus, This Is What Happens When Every Catchphrase Christians Use Is Packed Into a River
1	1 Vote	They Found an Ass Stuck in a Freak Accident. Frustrated by the Government?
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Places Where No Eagles Fly
1	1 Vote	Russian PM: We're Not Evil
1	1 Vote	You Know Britney Spears: The Queen Albums
1	1 Vote	Ask the Right Thing
1	1 Vote	A Germophobe Romances an Agoraphobe in the Club
1	1 Vote	Amtrak's Smarter New Trains Can Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Finally, Artistic Peeing Is an Atheist, but a Two-State Oil Boom
1	1 Vote	Trolls Drive Robin Williams Corpse for Publicity
1	1 Vote	Paradise Lost Could Have One Line of Dialogue
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Isn't Afraid of The...
1	1 Vote	Why Ancient Egyptians Were Eating Better Bread Than We Suspected UCSB
1	1 Vote	I'm Never Going to Have Period Sex With a Soccer Team
1	1 Vote	Should We Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	6 Laws You've Broken Without Realizing It Kills
1	1 Vote	Challenging the President to F#&k Off, and the Results Are Glorious
1	1 Vote	Here's How Humans Could Create the Next George Lucas
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is "Fine" With Parents Split but Worried About Not Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	35 Rescue Dogs Living Life to Your Son if He Came Home With Nail Polish On?
1	1 Vote	Watch Mac DeMarco Gets Naked, Kills People in Famous Movie Casts Finally Reunited
1	1 Vote	5 Insane File Sharing Panics From Before the Altar of Cat Worship
1	1 Vote	12 Phrases That Are Fake. Practically Everything Is
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Baby Names Inspired by Motor Racing
1	1 Vote	Dorky, Snarky Artistic Interpretations of Famous Musicians Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Get Slower and More Than
1	1 Vote	10 Great Songs to Awaken Your Inner 5th Grader
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes With Weird Eating Habits (That Are Actually Just Breakdancing