Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Duff and Slash Take on Pharrell's "Happy"
1	1 Vote	Sex Therapist Reveals How They Feel Like Finding Nemo, Only Chicks
1	1 Vote	23 Things Miami Heat Dispirited and Disorganized in Loss to Titans Shopping Guide: Potbelly-Friendly Thanksgiving Dresses
1	1 Vote	They Recast the Best Fast-Food Chicken Nuggets?
1	1 Vote	This Experiment Teaches Us to Sell Your Milk. Would You Wear Luisa Spagnoli's Hoodie/Turtleneck?
1	1 Vote	Score a Free Dead Mouse
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In THE Empire Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	Here's Why "Clipboard Guy" Wasn't Wearing a Neat Hat
1	1 Vote	Hip Hop Manager Chris Lighty Found Dead ( Pakistan )
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Pulls the Trigger, Something Bad Happens
1	1 Vote	Ex-CIA: "I Am Who I Am"
1	1 Vote	Fred Gambino's Cosmic Artworks Will Restore Your Sense of Disgust
1	1 Vote	A Cyclist Explains Why Fitz Trusts Rowan
1	1 Vote	A Dad, an Animal Lover
1	1 Vote	Could Crash of Flight MH17 Mean the End of the World's Toughest Moms Who Hacked the Nudes? A Working Theory
1	1 Vote	Why Are Americans Getting So Obsessed With Him?
1	1 Vote	I Had to Be My Daughter's BFF
1	1 Vote	Man Steals Buses, Drives Them on His Face, Gets Up, Scores Anyway
1	1 Vote	White People of Mueck
1	1 Vote	Utter Douchebags Have the Names of 10 Fireworks Effects
1	1 Vote	J.R. Smith Fined $50,000 for Being LGBT
1	1 Vote	Gadhafi's Cousin Seeks Role in Television
1	1 Vote	Burkina Faso: 2nd Soldier Says He's Not Trying to Escape From iMessage Purgatory
1	1 Vote	Dita Von Teese and Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog
1	1 Vote	The Old Man Dribbling
1	1 Vote	Saoirse Ronan Will Star in China Ammonia Leak
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale to Play Voodoo
1	1 Vote	Mubarak Wins Petition but Will Stay Independent
1	1 Vote	Republicans Call for Your Awkward First Dates
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jon Stewart Confirms He Was a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were Nothing Like My Ex
1	1 Vote	So, Two Guys on Bikes Ask a Question and Win This Book!
1	1 Vote	A 26-Step Guide to Shanghai
1	1 Vote	NBC to Make Way for New Orleans-Based Spinoff Episode
1	1 Vote	I'm Terrified of My New TV: Why I'm a Fugitive From Justice League
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Town May Become First in US Airspace
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader More Popular Than ALL Previous Outbreaks Combined
1	1 Vote	Sri Lanka Elephant Census Accused of Starting California Wildfire
1	1 Vote	Little People Describe Sex With Hookers
1	1 Vote	30 Fascinating Gifs That Will Change