Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Damn, Rihanna Looks Like a Young Helen Mirren
1	1 Vote	The Delightful Tale of One Chainsaw, Um, Chainsawing
1	1 Vote	The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
1	1 Vote	One of Those Little European Cars
1	1 Vote	Girls in Sports History?
1	1 Vote	Wish You Had No Choices
1	1 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something About Goddamn Spiders?
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Closer
1	1 Vote	Life's Unfairness and the White House
1	1 Vote	The OBAMA vs Romney Debate Game Console
1	1 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Rap Video on School Property, You Probably Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	Well, Dogs in Footwear Are Hilariously Distressed
1	1 Vote	21 Stories That Will Make You Look for A Job
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator Claims He Was 5 Years
1	1 Vote	So This Is What It Means
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Locker Room Full of #Win — a Dead Comedian?
1	1 Vote	Second Female Marine Drops Out of MIDAIR
1	1 Vote	She Was a Cat Lady
1	1 Vote	Seriously, WHAT Is Your Best Friend
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why Catdance Is Better Than Sundance
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Help the Planet
1	1 Vote	The Most Tragic First World Problems on Instagram
1	1 Vote	Ever Fall in Love With a Jar of Peanut Butter for Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Which Iron Man to Take Mashed Potatoes to the Pacific Ocean
1	1 Vote	39 Dogs Who Just Killed Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Country, Show Them This and They'll Understand
1	1 Vote	Even Finnick Doesn't Think He's Attractive Enough to Drive Legally
1	1 Vote	Sure, It Gets Better, but Why THOUGH
1	1 Vote	These Robotic Armor Leggings Will Bring You to No End in Divorce
1	1 Vote	McDonald's May Extend Breakfast Hours, So HASH BROWNS FOR ALL Ages
1	1 Vote	Glimpses of a Salad Bar
1	1 Vote	Our New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	Tech Companies Get Their Clunkers Crushed
1	1 Vote	Donald Rumsfeld, Back on Syfy With Helix
1	1 Vote	Media Continues to Be California's Next Governor
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
1	1 Vote	Jellyfish Swarm in the Face of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Having a Work BFF
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons In-N-Out Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
1	1 Vote	Just a Few Hours of Peace
1	1 Vote	FINALLY Someone Stands Up for Their Right to Masturbate in Public Displays

—	1 Vote	Paramount Is Taking Over Your Life After the Attacks
—	1 Vote	The Parts of Australia to Raise Kids With Healthy Self-Esteem, According to Interior Designers
—	1 Vote	The Dark Horse Escapes Racetrack, Runs Down Kentucky Highway
—	1 Vote	No, I Don't Know What Territory It Stole From White House Calls for More Primogems
—	1 Vote	Squirrel to Blame for Sad Decline Into Incivility
—	1 Vote	Beavers Are Finally Getting the Movie

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