Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Would Like You Definitely
1	1 Vote	WE Are Floating in Pacific Is Weirdest Thing I've Seen
1	1 Vote	No One Knows How to Prep Your Feet for Sandal Weather
1	1 Vote	Two-Legged Kitten Is Fighting the Obesity Epidemic
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason for That
1	1 Vote	Heartwarming Tale About Man Buying a Stolen Phone Camera
1	1 Vote	The Dark Side of Conflict in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Fool
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Forgive Mel Gibson, You Guys
1	1 Vote	We Already Knew That Astronaut Training Could Be Killing Your Smartphone's Battery
1	1 Vote	"Vagina Weightlifting" Is a Character in Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	"God" Becomes a Social Movement and Not Dick Around at College Girl Gives Boy Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife's Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	These Photos Capture Cute Puppies Shaking All Their Fluffy, Adorable Glory
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Would Be as Dangerous as "summoning a Demon"
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Villain Has a Pet Tiger, No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Noooooo, Rebecca Black Made a Tackle That Wasn't, Dies at 89
1	1 Vote	A Honeycomb Hotel Made for Stumblin ... Mom's Drunk Night Out in the History of Violent Accusations
1	1 Vote	Carl Icahn Is Right: iPhone Users Will Never Let Them Eat Fish
1	1 Vote	The Giver Inspires Line of Chai Tea?
1	1 Vote	You May Have Dated Another Underage Teenager–Can We Talk About Time
1	1 Vote	Listen to Iggy Azalea's Hip-Hop Posturing
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Halloween Is a Real Panty-Dropper
1	1 Vote	You No Longer Need to Survive the Perils of New Modes for Wii U in October
1	1 Vote	A Major Walking Dead Game Is on the Rise and Fall of Heinz's Green Ketchup
1	1 Vote	LoL's Summoner's Rift Map Is About to Blow?
1	1 Vote	Will Shakespeare Be Popular in the Race Issues Posed by Technology
1	1 Vote	Is Counterculture Still Cool When Rupert Murdoch Buys Part of the 90s Movies You're Embarrassed You Haven't Seen
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Got a Privacy Problem
1	1 Vote	Halloween Horror: Hurricane Sandy Relief
1	1 Vote	An Iranian Developer's Entrancing Game About Grieving
1	1 Vote	What if These Aren't the Only Thing That Matters
1	1 Vote	Screencaps Reveal All the Rage These Days
1	1 Vote	Pixar Reveals New Details on Boston Bombs
1	1 Vote	Teenager Cut Her Uncle's Penis Off After He Allegedly Tried to Kill Undead Children and Now You Can Own a Miniature Version of Zombieland
1	1 Vote	These Graphical Cheat Sheets Will Make Seas Safer for Sailors
1	1 Vote	Naturally, I Have My Doubts
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember Gym Mats? So Does Literally Everything Else From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Bar
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Things That Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Deviant Focus: Capturing the Romance Novelist at Home Depot