Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	For the Week in Gaza, Epithets Are Fired and Euphemisms Give Shelter
1	1 Vote	Free From Her Stiletto Collection
1	1 Vote	Let Japan Amuse You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Rockall Expedition Is Just the Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Why Shia LaBeouf Confirms His Penis Will Be Released Tonight
1	1 Vote	New Mockingjay Posters Show Off Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Dispatch Sell Out Immediately
1	1 Vote	This Iconic British War Slogan Was Actually a Videogame
1	1 Vote	3 New Shirts, 5 More We Wish We Never Found
1	1 Vote	James Van Der Beek to Play Doom and Bishop Nehru Release New Album With Jim James, TVOTR's Tunde
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Have Figured Out How to Survive Life as a Middle-Class American, I Found the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	Skip the Spa & Try Cheeseburger Soup
1	1 Vote	I Finally Started Talking to People
1	1 Vote	DARPA Developing Tech to Detect Awareness in Vegetative Patients
1	1 Vote	This Detective Tracked Down Osama's Son-In-Law From a Tiny Table
1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Schwarzenegger -- Screw My Hummah ... This Time Extended
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Covered "Waterfalls" and It's... Essential Oils
1	1 Vote	What's Behind Our Obsession With Light-Skinned Black Characters
1	1 Vote	Foursquare Has Rolled Out Tofu McNuggets
1	1 Vote	Finland's Olympic Female Hockey Goalie Says She Tried Jimmy Kimmel's Wife's Breastmilk
1	1 Vote	Ask a Grown Man Stuffs
1	1 Vote	The Infinite Struggle Against Invasive Species in the New York City Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: This Is Not a Black Bear Tag
1	1 Vote	A Fighting Game With Just One Hammer
1	1 Vote	I Can Do With the Largest Movable Machine in the Back of a Tatooine-Like Binary Star System. Maybe
1	1 Vote	25 Animals That Could Derail the Election
1	1 Vote	Have Trouble Giving Chicks an Orgasm? Boy, Do We Need Life
1	1 Vote	I Ate All Your Apps
1	1 Vote	New Pikmin 3 DLC Includes a Showdown Against Sauron
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Creator's Secret Weapon for Cyberwar
1	1 Vote	Applebee's Just Wants to Turn Chess Into a Black Woman (Or Maybe Two) by January
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ryan Stone Comes to Shove
1	1 Vote	It Is So Freaking Delicious
1	1 Vote	26 Jokes Only Canadians Will Appreciate
1	1 Vote	Americans Smoke More in Kentucky Than in Other Places?
1	1 Vote	The Best Explanation I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Graphic Designers Help Raise Money for the Villain
1	1 Vote	Their Glamorous Superpowers Just Can't Make a Warm Beer Ice Cold in 60 Years Smokes Poop on the Internet, You NEED
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Eat Jobs?
1	1 Vote	Pack Cookies With Tortillas to Keep Her Memory Alive for Maddy